KFC Radio Episode 24 (Part 1) With El Pres
Presented by StreakerSports.com
The people wanted it, they got it. El Pres takes his turn on KFC Radio to discuss such hard hitting topics as grinding on a chick with a boner, who would play who in the Barstool movie, would you fuck your stalker, chicks farting, and how ugly a celeb you’re willing to date.
My biggest issue with this episode is the first question: grinding on chicks with boners. I wanted to express this before Pres went full “kill the gay!” on me, but that is for middle schoolers. I’m an adult. Getting a rock hard boner via fully clothed dancing is like when all you needed was a Victoria’s Secret magazine to get off as a kid. Need a little more stimulation than that now, fellas. Some chick grinding her rough jeans into my button fly is like a BDSM scene, it hurts just enough for it to still feel good. But it’s not enough to give me a full-on, 100%, sex boner. Fuck no. It will get me to the point where I think “fuck yea I might have a bit of a bulge for the first time in my life” so I get as close as humanly possible to the chick but am I ever worried about almost coming on the dance floor? Absolutely not. And if you are worried about it then you’re either 13 or a nerd.
Name me one movie where they’re at a party and it’s the cool guy who has to run off the dance floor covering his dick because he drew wood? Can’t be done.
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The other bloggers are right, there is zero chance you watched the Redskins game
Know how I know you’re gay? You’ve never jizzed yourself while dancing
That shit looks like a beheading video.
why doesn’t neil make an appearance on this?
I’d rather listen to NPR.
Hold still, your nose is blurring.
Your name is pronounced Fight-elberg? Christ Almighty, as if I needed another reason to hate you.
your missing the point feitle. Most chicks that are DANCING at a bar/club are wearing dresses (not jeans) and are either wearing a string thong or nothing. feeling that on your dick is heavenly. And do you bust a load every time you get hard? or is it possible to get hard without busting? amateur hour
you literally look like a Muppet in this video
You can cut the sexual tension here with a knife.
Is Mo outside parking your cars ?
Who the FUCK would watch 30 minutes of this shit?!?! I’m assuming people actually do or they wouldn’t keep doing it? They should put this on at Gitmo as a way of torturing the enemy
WE WANT KNEEL
that was awful….I have seen better rapport at a 7th grade lunch table…stick to blogging guys…
If you’re grinding on chicks with boners, you’re doing it wrong……..BOING!!!!
How’s it going on Fraggle Rock Prez?
was the guy listing actors names gaystoolie?
Prez was a great addition keep it up
I can make it through about 5 minutes of these things max. Pres your AMA was terrible. Nice job responding every 50 questions. Fraggelrock and muppet comments are spot on. Still love the site though. Put Kneel on the show KFC, the phone calls coming in will be fuckin GOLD
I watched about two minutes and I lost respect for you people. Very awkward. I probably would have listened for longer if there was no video but I couldn’t bear to watch it.
This site is fucking horrendous now, I think everyone who are real stoolies would agree, back when the videos were funny and up to date and prez actually blogged, before he sold out to New York and all this bullshit. I understand you got to get that money but fuck’n a man there’s a difference between selling out and staying true to your roots while doing so. Bunch of horse porn
Damn. Prez looks like Rocky from Mask.