KFC Radio Episode 24 Part II: Still Featuring El Pres. Still Looks Like He’s In A Dark Basement Somewhere.
So here’s part two of KFC Radio from this week. Another 30 minutes with Pageviews. Two questions stood out for me on this one:
1. Would you trade Brady for Luck/Adrian Peterson: absolutely not. Wouldn’t even think about it. It actually surprised me that the two non-Boston guys would. Trade a proven Hall of Famer with 5 years left for the third best rookie QB in the league and a running back with 6 years experience in a league where running backs’ production drops off a cliff. No thanks. I’ll stick with the proven MVP who will keep my team a contender for the next half decade.
2. Who would you have commentate your sex life?: Thought this one was so obvious that I planned on someone saying the answer before me. Answer is obviously Gruden. He’d compliment every single move you had. Say you were the best to ever play the game even if you came in 2 seconds. After sex you’d feel better about all the nice things he said about you than you did about the actual orgasm. But after him I’m going with Jack Edwards. Just an absolute maniac screaming the whole time. He’d climax with the chick and probably sing the Star Spangled Banner and give an ode to the Revolutionary War and how great America is after you came. Only thing that scares me is I mess up and he throws out that maniacal laugh.
And yes if I’m being realistic Joe Buck should commentate my sex life: slow, monotone and boring as fuck.
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^ It’s actually pretty funny. And very funny when everyone makes fun of Fetusberg.
Is “tallone” the sketchy one who just sits in on the conversations all the time? Who the fuck is Puerto Rican Puff Daddy and why?
Keith Jackson for sure.
How is the answer not Marv Albert, Failblog? “YES!”
How is the answer not Marv Albert, Failblog? “YES!”
Guys, great stuff. Keep the show going. Your commentator has to be Gruden. Has to be. I guess throw a Costas in there.
can totally see Gruden somehow slipping a Tampa 2 mention too.
3rd best rookie QB? RGIII is incredibly overrated, look for a Vick-like season out of him next year if he even plays. He will have a short career. Luck took a team from 2 wins to the playoffs. He can run but he’s smart enough to slide and he uses it to get out of trouble not to compensate for lack of throwing ability.
^Russell Wilson had a better year than Luck, too.
That said, I’m still taking Luck long term.
the guy who doesn’t say anything is KFCs brother, he ‘produces’ the show for them, in earlier episodes it was just him and KFC talking and they call him the Puerto Rican puff daddy because early on someone called in and said he sounded like a Puerto Rican version of puff daddy..there, now you schmucks can stop asking who the guy who doesn’t say anything is
Uncle Pageviews bringing the comedy to screeching stop.