Leonardo Dicaprio Went Swimming With A Tshirt On And It’s Turned My World Upside Down
Well I’m beyond confused right now. I absolutely can’t wrap my mind around the fact Leonardo Dicaprio swims with his shirt on. I can’t fathom it. I can’t understand it. I’m at a total and complete loss. I know for a fact that only squids swim with their shirts on. Like it will get dark tonight. Squids swim with their shirts on. Both are statements of fact. But Leonardo Dicaprio is not a squid. He’s the opposite of a squid. He dines with Scorsese. He fucks the hottest bitches in the world. But yet he swims with his shirt on? It makes no sense. I’m spotting dimes eating onions over here. I don’t know what to think anymore. If I was Al Qaeda and wanted to turn me into a terrorist now would be the time to start playing mental games with me because I think I’d break in 30 seconds.
PS – I just saw that KFC blogged this already? Now I’m even more baffled. I blogged this last night. I was going to publish it this afternoon. There was no chance anybody else on the planet was going to blog this besides me. Did KFC and Dicaprio stage this to make me look like a fool? Has KFC bugged my apartment? Something stinks to high heavens here and I won’t rest till I figure out what it is.
Double PS – Hey Jonah Hill I see you. I just don’t give a fuck.
Triple PS – I didn’t really blog this last night, I just stole this from KFC because that’s how we roll.
Leo, such a fat kid at summer camp move.
Leo’s playing mind games cause he just DGAF.
PPPPPS – no mention of the topless smoke? So portnoy
RE: such a black kid at the neighborhood pool move.
RE: such a kid on acne meds move.
jesus Prez you are such a faggot
Hey Perez, is there a better shot of that broad in the first pic?
Swimming with shirts on next to a smoke with huge bombs? Get your fucking priorities straight Leo. Should be saltwater smashing.
Why is there multiple posts about the same shit every day? Do you guys talk?? I am beyond confused that so many men over @ Barstool headquarters gives a shit that Leonardo Dicaprio swims with his shirt on.
PS: Corey’s gay
Post pics of the smokes titties or shut the fuck up
Leo wore a shirt so that Jonah could swim with his on too and not be embarrassed to take his off.
And in other news – it’s cool to pee your pants.
RE: kid at the beach with boogie-board rash move.
RE: Pres during sex move.
RE: such a guy with man titties move
RE: Such a ginger irishman move
KFC killed his blog,, pres not so much
Its like nerd glasses 2.0. Whatever is awful will one day be cool. I’m hanging on for beer guts and tiny d!cks to become all the rage.
Last pic—-Cock in right hand? Fag
Such a bossmanhoss move
Triple PS. “Like it will get dark tonight?” That’s not even a sentence, let alone a fact.
Quadruple PS. I dare you to write a sentence longer than 4 words. I dare you.
RE: fat white girl with corn rows and tie-dye one-piece move.
No mention of the topless girl in pic 1?
Clearly trying to make Jonah feel better about keeping his shirt on to cover his bitch tits
“If I was Al Qaeda and wanted to turn me into a terrorist” – do you ever proofread?
He’s hanging with a chubby Jewish guy and clearly is getting fatter, which can only mean that he’s probably going to play you in his next movie.
Maybe he’s putting on 75 lbs to play you in a movie and he’s truly embarrassed by how he looks right now.
PS. The only real said move is using the word squid that many times in one post.
PPS. Just ignore what appears to be a topless chick with the huge cans in the photo, shitdick.
passwordispres: get a life
Leo’s being a good bro. If it were a more in shape wing man he’d be taking the shirt off.
What do you expect, KFC is a better blogger than you.
Yeah Burger’s right. He’s trying to make Jonah Hill feel better. Also, what kind of asshole wears a watch in the ocean? Like yeah, the shit says submariner, but you’re still an asshole for wearing it in the water.
you might want to start reading your own “super” blog
For the lie of god, would you please stop using the word squid?! Squid is a creature that lives in the ocean, not a way to insult someone. Only fags use that word as an insult. You sound like a fag. Knock it off
why is he always hanging out w/ jonah hill?
kickthepuppy: youre the definition of a fucking squid
@kickthepuppy: squid is a creature that lives in your wifes pussy
i can’t wrap my mind around how big of a queer you are. relax, leo went to the dark side for a few and left his shirt on. no need to lose sleep over it, which sounds like it would be filled with homo erotic dreams with leo swimming around in the ocean sans shirt
settle down pres
He could be wearing a cocktail dress and swimming with floaties. Bottom line? He’ll still get more ass in the next week than you’ve had, or will get, in your entire life.
First pic reminds me of Weird Science when the bikers come in the house at the end and throw them under the bus for showering with the chick in their jeans. Nice bombs on that chick in the first picture damn
glad to see Jonah Hill kept that weight off
He’s clearly doing it so Jonah doesn’t feel bad. Kind of like when the First Lady uses 18 Kleenexes to blow her nose around you.
ANYONE? please share a link to this girl uncensored titties. thank you very much in advance!
Bobcabbit, most of these dudes dont know what weird science is.
dont worry pres, this is just dicaprio being the ultimate wing man. jonah hill put some weight back on so leo decided to wear his shirt so his boy wouldnt feel alone.
Pres’s requird monthly blogs: Sophia Turner: Check; dog blog: Check; Leo: Check. You met your quota already–take the rest of the month off you big galoot!
some great stuff here
the 2 dudes have shirts on, and the chick is topless?? what the fuck?
Originally that broad was wearing the shirt. They all swam out there and her titties got wet so Leo said “bitch, let’s see those titties. Give me that shirt.” So she gives him her shirt and she’s embarrassed. Leo points and laughs like “look at this bitch” (Figure 1). Then she swims away and Leo looks at Jonah and says “see that, you fat fuck? That’s how you treat a bitch when you’re a boss like me.” And Jonah’s like “you’re the man, Leo, thanks for letting me hang out with you” and he goes for the high five (Figure 2). Then Leo’s like “excuse me, I’m gonna go get my nut” and so he runs out of the water (Figure 3) and finds that chick whose shirt he took and says “bitch, you ready yet?” She’s like “yeah Leo, I’m ready,” and he gets his nut.
So Jonah Hill and Leo are the new pussy posse?
um because hes fucking dicaprio. he could go swimming in his gucci suit and still bag more bitches wet and soggy than 90% of the male population on a good day
Guy can wear a Leotard and still crush it.
Leo:I get front you get back? Jonah: Deal! ( HIGH FIVE )