(So fucking smooth I can’t stand it.. If you aren’t down with Lionel you ain’t down with me)
BOSTON (AP) - Grammy and Oscar winner Lionel Richie is the musical guest for this year’s Boston Pops Fourth of July concert, while Emmy and Golden Globe winning actor Michael Chiklis will host. Richie is scheduled to perform some of his biggest hits on the Charles River Esplanade with the Boston Pops Orchestra under the direction of conductor Keith Lockhart.
Holy fuck! This just fucked up my entire life! I’m supposed to be in Nantucket for the 4th of July week. Figured that was the best time to take a vacation since the blog is slow. But now I find out that Lional Richie is playing with the Pops on the Esplanade? Motherfucker! I mean everybody knows I love Lionel. In fact I tried to have like six of his songs be my first dance song at my wedding but First Lady vetoed them all like a putz. Anyway now I don’t know what the fuck to do. Generally I fucking hate being on the Esplanade for the 4th because it’s filled with wackballs and degenerates, but Penny Lover is Penny Lover. I’m so fucking torn. I think I got to cancel going to Nantucket right? I mean Nantucket will always be there. Lionel singing with the Pops won’t. This shit sucks.