Man Gets Stabbed In the Neck At Blackberry Conference
CNet – This isn’t the kind of story we’d normally cover, but as some members of our team were present, we thought we’d bring you the news that a man has been left in a serious condition after reportedly being stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle at a BlackBerry event in London.An argument broke out as guests were queuing to leave the event, resulting in a man in his 30s being injured. Police say the man is in a “serious” condition, according to the Telegraph.
See this is what it’s come down to folks. It’s like Escape From LA right now in Blackberry world. I mean just last week I tweeted that I bought the new Blackberry and it was the sexiest, best, most sophisticated phone device ever created. I was single handily trying to carry Blackberry back from the brink on my shoulders. Two days later driving in East Bumfuck the thing kept freezing up as I was trying to get directions so I had to slow down to 1 mph on the high way to figure out where to go. Damn near killed myself. Then yesterday it refused to power up and died. I was 2 days past the warranty so I couldn’t even get a free one. After all the years of loyalty and respect this is the thanks I get Blackberry? People were laughing at me at the store when I said I wanted the new Blackberry. Straight laughing at me. First Lady waving her Iphone in the face saying I was a dullard. But I said I was going to ride or die with Blackberry because that’s the type of SOB I am. Loyalty in spades. But now it has come to this. The remaining blackberry users stabbing each other in the neck with broken bottles and shit. We are officially eating our own. It’s a bad motherfucking scene.
- thanks to awesome boston for the tip


I had the Blackberry tour before I switched to the iPhone. At least twice per day I would realize that I hadn’t received an Email for hours and I’d have to take the battery out to reboot the thing. Which took like 10 minutes. Just an absolute piece of shit phone top to bottom. Now cue the douchebag that works for RIM spouting off nonsense about cell phone parts and factories in Canada.
^cool story bro
Why the fuck did you buy a Blackberry?
So… Blackberry’s have only have a one week warranty? Sounds about right. The only reason to have a Blackberry is if work gives you one for free.
Sounds like the blackberry is as slow as your site is to load. Get with the times you dinosaur and get an iphone or a droid.
Every time I use my work issued crackberry I want to go ray Lewis on someone so this is completely understandable
im like elpres, i have my blackberry, loyal for years, i am actually waiting for the iphone 5 to come out in june before i make the jump, i use to defend them to hell or high water, now i feel like a fucking idiot to all my friends. #teamblackberry, oh well, it was a good fucking run baby!
PS elpres did you hear, they are only to make phones for the business would again, they are going to leave the consumer market, anyways that doesn’t matter to you, you dont run a business
PS fuck you
angling for a free one.
I like it.
Blackberry have REAL keyboards, its the only useful tool. Iphones dont work for people with sausage fingers
I actually like my blackberry. I guess I should kill myself
Was ride or die with blackberry putting up with the twice per day freeze up and shitty browser. Dropped it in a puddle in november and got an android as a replacement. Its a whole new world and i am shocked that I put up with the berry for too long.Its like Favre…gotta know when its time to hang em up.
who gives a shit about blackberry’s “real” keyboards. only people with little girl hands can operate a tiny keyboard.
blackberry has a one week warranty? I think this story is full of shit
Okay, I’ll be the one to say it: “single handily”?? Jesus Christ!
I’ve got sausage fingers like you read about. iPhone typing destroys pecking at tiny physical keys.
what’s a blackberry?
I’ve had Blackberries too…what an idiot I have been. I liked the BBM feature, but really…how much longer does a normal text take? Like 3 seconds. And the latest greatest bestest Berry that comes out won’t even be keeping up with the Androids or iPhones.