KDVR – A man from northern China divorced and sued his wife earlier this year for being ugly. That’s not a joke. Neither is this: That man recently won the lawsuit. That man is Jian Feng and he said his issues with his wife’s looks only began after the couple’s daughter was born. Feng was appalled by the child’s appearance, calling her “incredibly ugly” and saying she resembled neither one of her parents. With that being the case, Feng initially accused his wife of cheating. It was at that point that his wife, who has not been named, came forward, saying she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgeries to drastically change her appearance before she met Feng. When Feng found out about the procedures, he filed the lawsuit. He said the woman convinced him to marry her under false pretenses.A judge agreed, awarding Feng $120,000.

Good for Jian Feng. See this is why I’d never get a nose job. Yeah sure it would make my life easier. Probably get me some more pussy in the short term. But what happens when you have a kid? Same thing that happened to poor Jian Feng here. All of a sudden that kid pops out with a mogul nose and I’m on the business end of a law suit. No thanks. Dance with who brung you. That’s what I always say. If I can’t stick my dick inside of you with what God game me to work with than so be it. Lying, cheating, stealing is all fair game to get laid, but plastic surgery is where I draw the line. That’s just dishonest. Love me, love my nose.