Marry Fuck Kill – Freeze Pop Flavors
Pink
Blue
Field
First of all let me just say it’s hard coming up with these ideas. I wanted to do Alexander The Grapes vs. Cherry Chans vs. Lemonheads but I think you need to be at least 30 to know what those candies are. None of my squid employees ever heard of any of them. Plus it’s Alexander the Grape in a romp. So I settled for a good old fashioned Freeze Pop battle royale. Now let me start by stating the obvious. There is blue and everything else. There is a reason the Flavor Ice people rig the boxes more than Stern rigs the NBA. You’re lucky to get 1 blue per row. Blue keeps you coming back for more. They know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. Blue is no brainer marry. Meanwhile the clear cut bridesmaid is Pink. Then after that I think it’s a crap shoot. Like when somebody asks me what flavor I want it goes Blue, Pink and then you shouldn’t have even have fucking offered if you didn’t have one of the two flavors you know I wanted. So we’re going to put the field in here. That’s right. You get orange, purple, red and green in one shooting match. And yes red freeze pops have to be the worst red in the game right? Seriously how do you fuck up red?
Marry – Blue
Fuck – Pink
Kill – Field
I don’t mind the red but, yeah, they definitely fucked it up.
blue and pink 1A and 1B..
gushers, fruit by the foot and fruit rollups woulda been way better than this one.
A Flavor Ice freeze pop analysis in a MFK? Wow..slow day at the stool.
green and red are pretty great, but orange just ruins it for the field. No one selects orange. If someone is eating an orange freeze pop, its because they ran out of the rest.
Alexander the grape in a romp? Johnny Appleseed and the cherry clan would kill atg in less than a minute, not even close
what are we, fucking 12 pres? I ignored the stupid pop tart one yesterday, but if anyone honestly cares that much about a flavor of anything they have problems that reach far beyond the horrific dilemma of what fucking snack they should choose to put in their mouth. stop it.
i dont ever remember blue or pink. here’s a freeze pop/red sox analogy from 2011 preseason…
http://tinyurl.com/c6ho5yl
Purple is by far the best
Then a tie amongst green blue and pink
great MFK.
green is easily the best
green in an absolute runaway…..blue second and the rest can go fuck themselves
Purple all day everyday off camera every way.
This might be the best MFK you’ve ever done
purple fucking sucks are u kidding me
PRES, you MUST try the WalMart brand generic freeze pops. Yes, I may have a 3rd eye one of these days, but they will all blow your mind. Mark my words.
Check out hardwhite. Absolutely losing his shit. I feel like he was yelling his comment at the screen while he typed it. Chill, hardo. Plus, “…cares that much about a flavor of anything.” Really? You honestly do not care about flavors, of anything?
For maybe the first time ever, i agree with your fat jewish ass 100%. Bravo, pres. Great MFK
depending on what mood I’m in i may go green over pink I gotta be honest. Sometimes the watermelon just doesn’t taste right and lime is the way to go. I do like blue though but i would go 1a Blue 1b green.
Great MFK. Flavor Ice is soooooo much better than fucking Otter Pops. I found out if you eat 19 Flavor Ice in a row, you get a stomachache.
Lemonheads are the king of the candy game and you’re a fool if you disagree. Starburst as a close second.
http://deadspin.com/5914720/terry-francona-apologizes-for-some-reason-says-that-towel-photo-was-pretty-in-jest
Green to rule them all. Cherry Clan = Alexander’s = Lemonheads > Appleseeds.
A+ blog.
@ Jari Kurri, after 19 flavor ices in a row, the sides of your mouth would make you look like the joker. Gotta pace yourself or that shit will tear you up.
I love sucking on a nice cold, stiff freeze pop. I love the juices at the end too!
It’s weird that any sweet snack colored blue is always the best flavor. And totally agree with the MFK. I never really used to like pink until a while ago, I just assumed like everything other pink-colored snack it tasted like shit
i dont think anyone knows me well enough to expect to nail my 2 colours, then understand why i would be ungrateful with whats left if those are unavailable.
marry frozen
fuck partially frozen
kill unfrozen
I would probably marry purple and have green as my goomah. Fuck the MFK rules. No way I’m fucking green just one time.
http://dimlytimes.blogspot.com/
really with this blog? really? what the fuck. first off, nobody over age 12 should eat this kind of shit. second, why is this on this website? its not cute, ironic, funny, cool, hip or whatever the fuck el jew is going for. not funny one bit. not clever. F+
-Ch@v
Purple and Orange will sit in the freezer for months at a time. By far the two worst flavors equal to a brown tootsie pop
F- is reserved for anything written by “jerry thornton”. that fucking sorry excuse for a blogger is hands down the boringest person in the galaxy
-Ch@v
http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/lidstrom-the-legend/
first time i’ve got the same mfk as this dude. gotta say that grape is a dark horse though
Has anyone ever eaten a freeze pop without coughing? Shit’s impossible!
Pink fucking blows. You are all on meth if you like pink. End of discussion
Struggled between pink and blue but in the end i married…ill cheat on it with blue all the fuckin time or somethin…after that i gotta go against the field and say orange and i think grape flavors across all artificially flavored foods suck dick just my opinion.
married pink*
Green is the shit!
bumholio ftw loL prez ur ghey….. everyone knows lime is the best… on to real frozen shit MFK strawberry shortcake, chocolate eclair, or toasted almond GOOD HUMOR bars???
hahaha the green freezer pops merit an immediate coughing fit.
besides that… i don’t hate the red. i welcome it with open arms