Marry Fuck Kill – Hostess Products
Twinkies
Ding Dongs
Wonderbread
Total Number of Votes: 18586
Figured with Hostess going out of business it was as good a time as any to do a MFK with what I would qualify as the 3 most important Hostess products of our generation. Twinkies, Wonderbread and Ding Dongs. Now if you read my blog earlier today you should already know where I stand on this issue. Marry Wonderbread. I’m still not sure how I’m going to live without it. Fuck Twinkies. In fact Twinkies may be the best fuck buddy on the planet. You just want to eat it once and then when it’s over you are so ashamed and like what the fuck did I just do? Kill Ding Dongs. Never liked those bastards anyway.
Marry – Wonderbread
Fuck – Twinkies
Kill – Ding Dongs
Pres, when you fuck the twinkies how do you get them in your butt without squishing them?
A bit to late. You should have been jerking Hostess off when they could afford to send you cases of free shit.
Kill Ding Dongs? Surely you jest.
nevermind…I totally forgot your corn chute looks like the ted williams tunnel.
MFK on hostess products at 4:20. And people say blogging isn’t an art.
Kill, kill, and kill. Tastykakes or fuck off
marry ding-dongs, fuck twinkies, kill wonderbread and the shark fin nosed dildo eating the entire loaf as well
You gotta kill wonder bread .. That way your sticking your dick in oowee goowee either way
Side note: Funny Bones by Drake’s dominate this entire genre.
Merry?
You marry and fuck the twinkles and ding dongs because of the cream filling
im livin to lavishly to eat wonder bread
Kill. Kill. Kill. I’ll take devil dogs out of the fridge and entemans cheese danish
funny you posted this, i stick my dick in an entenmann’s cake every morning, they have their own spot at the end of the aisle
Chocodiles all day mofo!
I hear Tastycakes are the only thing they serve at The Manhole
you have it all backwards. first off, white bread is disgusting. that’s for people who eat foul shit like fluffernutter sandwiches. low rent as fuck. second, ding dongs are the superior snack cake, by way of being chocolate. twinkies are that thing that seem like a good idea, but are disappointing when you actually indulge. what kind of MFK is that pres? i thought jews weren’t allowed to be white trash…
M- ding dongs
F- twinkies
K- wonder bread
With the Bieber pics, Howitzers, and Jon Hamm, I never thought I’d hear you say you hate Ding Dongs…I think you go to the butcher shop just to hold the sausages.
Anyone killing Ding Dongs just hasn’t had them – marry. Twinkies are no sleigh ride but you fuck them. Wonder Bread is a joke. The kid who had it at lunch was always a down on their luck kid.
The best experiment was taking a slice and rolling it into a ball. The ball was aspirin-sized.
the fact that wonder bread and twinkies is even in the same convo as ding dongs is just criminal
Spot on Dro man
honestly if you like wonderbread you better stop callin yourself the tastemaker, that is white trash shit
the only thing sadder than hostess going under is no hostess cupcakes in this blog- changed the cupcake game as its played, cupcakes going away for the win
Truth be told if I’m fucking any Hostess product it’s a cherry pie or Ho Hos.
chocolate cupcakes all day er day
Frozen Cup Cakes. Gotta be frozen. What up Dro!
is there a microwave in play?
Wonderbread is the pasty white couch-potato chick with cellulite who gets winded scooping frozen ice cream. Kill. Ding dongs is the taste of strange from the dark continent. Crazy in bed, just don’t tell your racist dad. Fuck. Twinkies are built for fucking, true, but they’re loyal and will last forever, never go bad, always maintain their figure,t always be waiting there to give you sex or food, absolute Marry.
Pres… I don’t generally fancy myself a health nut but….. Where the fuck are the fruit pies!!!!!!