Ding Dongs


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Figured with Hostess going out of business it was as good a time as any to do a MFK with what I would qualify as the 3  most important Hostess products of our generation.   Twinkies, Wonderbread and Ding Dongs.   Now if you read my blog earlier today you should already know where I stand on this issue.  Marry Wonderbread.  I’m still not sure how I’m going to live without it.  Fuck Twinkies.   In fact Twinkies may be the best fuck buddy on the planet.  You just want to eat it once and then when it’s over you are so ashamed and like what the fuck did I just do?   Kill Ding Dongs.  Never liked those bastards anyway.

Marry – Wonderbread

Fuck – Twinkies

Kill – Ding Dongs