McKayla Maroney Chokes In Vault…Unleashes Mega “Bitch Face”
I like McKayla Maroney. I love how she is such a bitch. I respect the hell out of her for it. So I was kind of happy when I heard she fell on the vault which was essentially the only possible way she could lose the gold medal because I knew she must have been throwing around her “bitch face” all over the joint and she didn’t disappoint. Bitch face like you read about. Should be fun to watch tonight. Also anything less than 3 “catastrophics” from Al Trautwig and company will be a bigger upset than Maroney actually falling.




Prep School face?
If anyone would ever re-enact Tanya Harding going ham on Nancy Kerrigan, it’s this broad.
Poor people / Public school kids call it prep school, its boarding school.
no bitch face – I think she’s biting the inside of her lip. And yes I would.
i would too.
I would, all over her shiny hair.
Well the age of consent IS 16 in Mass… although you sick fucks from New York are going straight to jail.
topher you ass clown. almost all “prep” schools are “boarding” schools. act like you some rich pompous mother fucker. clearly you didn’t attend one otherwise you would have known that they are the same thing two different words. Phillips Exeter Academy, the most prestigious PREP school in the united states is a PREP school because it PREPS its students to achieve greatness at HARVARD you dumb faggot. Go troll somewhere else
Age of consent here is 18, but I still would. Who the fuck decided to that there was an age of consent? If girls are old enough to procreate, they’re old enough to have sex. If evolution wanted it another way, it would have evolved that way.
Sweener – Nice name drop pal and yeah I did go to Boarding school, but only puck trash / poor people / public school kids call it prep school. You need to simmer down, clearly you are a product of the public schools, given the profanity and numerous grammatical mistakes.
I went to a “prep” school and was not a boarding school. Hate being that guy but… had to.
I can tell she’s a freak, she has a ridge on the section of her skull associated with sexual experimentation.
You were a day student then
Boarding school is where your parents send you when they can’t stand to look at your face for another second. While your off playing LAX and growing your hair out, your old man is busy stuffing his secretary, while your mother day drinks and get fucked by her tennis instructor on a weekly basis. You should be proud.
The ‘my school is better than your school’ argument is the worst ever. Nobody cares where you any of you went to school. Literally nobody.
cantgetthestinkout – your pathetic, seriously, your butthurt b/c your parents aren’t wealthy, cry me a river. Valbroksi you went to a terrible school, enough said
Check out this pretentious little cunt. You were sent to boarding school because nobody, including your parents, can stand you.
People really go on the internet to brag about going to a boarding school? What a strange fucking world we live in.
and damn proud of it topher…we are the guys that fuck your wives, they are with you because you have money, they fuck us because we can fuck and have a good time without being a cunt douchebag. but hey, you are just way too cool to be here. oh and grammatical errors…you are a troll, the true definition of it…nobody likes boarding school trolling cunts so eat a bag of dicks pal
I’m all the better for it. And it’s 100% obvious that you’re an arrogant, snot-nosed, spoiled pussy who has absolutely no grasp on reality. Do me a favor, Holden Caulfield, and take five minutes to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
The sad part is, Topher probably grew up in a super rich town like Winchester or Brookline where they have legitimate public schools that obviously weren’t good enough for his cunt parents.
Buddy is butthurt too, nobody, including yout parents could afford boarding school, I’m sorry about that but don’t take it out on others.
Her vault in the team all-around was one of the best/most unbelievable things I’ve seen during the Olympics. I would be pissed if I were her too. No question she should have a gold. Fantastic athlete.
Sweetner – not only have you never fucked a somebody else’s wife but you assume that jsut b/c you went to boarding shcool and are wealthy you cant be fun. you are a joke, not only do we work hard but we fucking play hard. so enjoy your vacation on the jersey shore bud, be sure to vote for Obama.
Eddie – sad part is your parents could not afford boarding school so dont disparage people who went to private school b/c their parents value education.
Children, children… no one cares where you went to high school any more than where you went to kindergarten. How about bragging about something you actually accomplished for yourself, instead of what your mommies and daddies bought for you.
cantgetthestinkout – your better off with a terrible education? okay whatever you say pal. Frankly I don’t give a flying fuck about you or your (I’m sure) shitty job. Im better off b/c I my parents aren’t wealthy, OK bud. Its sad to see people still use class warfare as a means to protect their own insecurity.
Not butt hurt little fella, just astounded that people like you actually exist. Bragging about your parents wealth on bss is as pathetic as things can possibly get.
Topher – so if parents don’t send their kids to private high school then they don’t value education? You’re an idiot.
andyrooneyisagod and Achart no one is bragging I was simply stating that the correct terminology is boarding school. Call me an elitist, but thats the ways she goes. Its sad that people attack wealth b/c they are insecure and feel that any variation from their upbringing is bad. People are blatantly butthurt
Buddy – No one is bragging you clown
Topher, you are literally too stupid to argue with.
No eddie – people saying the only reason a person goes to boarding school b/c their parents cant stand them is wrong, as you were saying, If you can afford it you obviously get a better education at a boarding school then would at a public school, you moron.
Buddy – You need to relax. I’m sorry things aren’t going well for you but the world needs ditch diggers
I went all state in 11 sports in high school and fucked the entire fall and winter cheerleading squad… JV and Varsity (equal opportunity). Obviously every single one of them was a 10 or 11. My dick is bigger.
^Hardoooooooooo
Children children. Can we talk more about this young minx gymnast and less about your fucking school. Who fucking cares???
How ’bout a fresca?
Lots of douche up in here.
But those eyes of Maroney just kill me. Mmmmmmmm…
I’ve sent children younger than you to to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to, felt like I owed it to them.
I went to a public school and i am sure that i could have gotten a better education selling crack on a street corner in detroit. Maybe topher needs to read the title “by the common jew man, for the common man” and then go troll an ivy league sports blog. As far as this chicks goes gravity is also a bitch.
if looks could kill…
I just got off the phone with @tophers principal from his boarding school and he confirmed that topher has a tight, bleached asshole. I posted the full interview at http://www.tophersasshole.com.
Spalding get your foot off the boat!
menotknow is the man
It has been confirmed that tr1d3nt is a middle class loser, a butthurt middle class loser
Topher you’ve said butthurt about 45 times. Just relax, there’s nothing wrong with a good pvt education, the problem is when jackasses like you think the rest of the world is insanely jealous. There hasn’t been one comment supporting you because you’re a doucher.
Most likely b/c you as well, are poor, and butthurt
I’m not saying anyone is jealous but you are, obviously butthurt
What don’t you understand about this kid goating all of you into giving him attention? But yes, I’m seriously butthurt about this whole thing… since that’s the kind of thing well educated adults say 19 times in a row.
Funny thing about people who talk about their boarding schools so much is that they almost never actually make it into a good university afterwards or they’d be talking about that instead. Prep school glory days are solely for people who never made anything of themselves and are disappointments to their fathers. Que the “have fun at your shitty” job tomorrow line, it’s all you morons with a severe lack of intelligence and importance to the world come up with. For those of us that are from actual distinguished backgrounds, we know not to talk about it or flaunt it. You’re so new money, exactly the thing the rest of us at your boarding schools hated about you. Your dad might have climbed the social ladder by blowing lines with right people in 1982, but I can almost guarantee you your grandfather was poor as shit. It’s written all over every one of your comments. Best wishes dingle berry.
Daddyrichard – put your two inch dick back your pants and turn your mom and dad’s tv off. Time for night, night.
It’s so frustrating when no one believes me. If you can’t trust people on the internet who can you trust I guess.
jholewy are you hiring?
And jholewy… keep up the good work sir.
5th generation americana son, sorry to say
I didn’t call your grandfather an immigrant, I called him poor. New money, get over it and act like you’ve been here. You embarrass the rest of us.
fire like daenerys have never seen.
topher, Can i have a job, I like to dig ditches! It builds character and muscle, good alternative to going to the gym. We should all dig ditches together and sing african slave folk songs while topher cracks his whip. Seriously if Prez, fiets, mo, kmarko, and chemo cant/wont/dont have to write intelligent blogs why would anyone expect us to write comments that make any sense?
Tophers mom got AIDS from her tennis instructor this a well known fact
ditch digger i know fresca is calorie free but can i get a diet sprite? fuck me right?
I got $50 saying Topher went to Lawrence Academy, Tabor or some other 3rd tier boarding school.
Topher is a veal calf.
ffs, the comments are a shit show. olympian ass on full display and you’re arguing about private schools.
Regardless of what high school you attend, if you are a “Christopher” that goes by “Topher” you are a faggot.
You nailed it Mitch. A
i also went to a prep school that is not a boarding school….
Mitch wins, truer words have never been typed
What Topher fails to understand with his overpriced education is that most people don’t define success solely based on wealth, and fewer still define success based on somebody’s parent’s wealth. The true American dream is the pursuit of happiness, which obviously eludes a douchebag who has to go on a fine forum such as this and try to make other people feel small because they weren’t born with a silver spoon up their ass. I doubt Topher is wealthy, as others have pointed out…nobody with real money talks about money, but even if he is, he should understand the fact that some people find happiness in other ways that are not measured in dollars…like…oh, I don’t know…spending time with their children, just as one example.
topher, your going to wake up one day and realize you spent 150,000 dollars on a education you could’ve got for a 1.50 in late charges from the public library… how do you like dem apples. Good Will Hunting prick go bounce on one
Please God don’t let this girl pull a Tonya Harding on these two beautiful girls.