– The Boston Public Health Commission has launched a citywide campaign today in response to a call from Mayor Menino for the city of Boston to lose 1 million pounds. Boston Moves for Health is an ambitious campaign launched by Mayor Thomas M. Menino in April 2012 to improve the health and fitness of the city of Boston. As part of the initiative, the mayor has challenged residents to lose one million pounds and move (walk, run, hop, swim, skip!) 10 million miles.

I have an honest to god question. Does Menino not know he is fat or something? He must not right? Like how else can you explain him looking people in the eye and telling them that they need to lose weight. It’s bizzaro world stuff. Hey newsflash Mumbles…You’re a fucking lard ass bro! Don’t tell me to lose weight. You lose weight you fucking fatzo.