Mike Tyson Killed At The Charlie Sheen Roast
So last night was the Charlie Sheen Roast on Comedy Central. Probably the best roast I’ve seen yet from them. And per usual Mike Tyson stole the show. Not on purpose of course, but that’s what makes it better. He was just electric sitting there in the panel. Like anytime anybody tried to make fun of him he tried to come back with something that made no sense. Absolutely couldn’t remain quiet or sit still. It was awesome. It confirmed my long standing belief that Iron Mike is the greatest entertainer that has ever lived. It literally doesn’t matter what he’s doing I can’t take my eyes of him. He just has that “it” factor. He could fight tomorrow and I’d buy the pay per view . I mean what was that porcupine line? What did he say? Just great stuff.
PS – This blonde chick was by far the best roaster too. Just demolishing everybody. Bunch of people got their panties in a bunch because she made fun of Ryan Dunn dying saying she wished it was Steve O instead. Get over it. It’s a roast. If you don’t want your dead friends getting made fun of don’t go on the show.
That wasn’t even close to their best roast you dipshit.
Steve Os my boy I hope this ugly cunt dies in a flaming car crash. That’s what we call karma
How did you not get the porcupine line? It was gold, laughed out loud.
If you dont want your dead friends getting made fun of……. DONT LET THEM DIE LOLcats
Best roast you’ve seen yet, what the hell were you watching? It was absolutely the worst roast yet. Jeff Ross and this blonde girl were funny but the rest of them were extremely underwhelming. If want to watch a good roast: Pamela Anderson, Bob Saget, William Shatner, and thats just off the top of my head. Those are far and away funnier than this one.
Sad to see Tyson off his meds. Nothing entertaining about him at all.
Mike Tyson died?
Where was Greg Giraldo?
Can anyone get nudie-pics of that funny blonde chick?
Only in America!
No way that chick wrote those jokes. WAY to funny and vicious!
haters gonna hate but amy was fucking awful. she is usually ten times funnier than whatever dried cum she was spitting out last night. worst roast? so your saying it was worse than rob reiner , hue hefner, denis leary? really? the bob saget one was awful. half the people that were supposed to be there bailed thanks to artie lang trying to eat himself, and threw a bunch of unprepared last minute nothings along with them not letting norm macdonald do the act he wrote which is why he purposely told the most unfunny jokes possible. kill yourself. you clearly are not a box muncher, and i hope you get hepatitis.
Anthony Jeslnick was funny too. “you dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthonys kid” and “You were only on on tv because god hates Michael J. Fox” had me laughing
I thought the roast was great, but the blonde and the younger Aryan-looking guy were terrible. Tyson was on fire.
Amy Schumer was easily the funniest roaster. Even Ryan Dunn and Greg Giraldo were laughing.
You can’t have two “best,” you fucking idiot.
Nice to see Tyson finally having some fun, wonder if he shares his meds ?
Schumer rules…and if you don’t think she writes her own shit you really should listen to her clips on O&A…even on the fly she’s hilariously mean
the howard stern roasts are 10x better than this shit
worst roast yet. Fucking awful.
if you are an o&a fan and have heard amy on the show and still think she was actually funny last night (besides the dunn joke) then you’re a bias twat and you should swallow bobo’s cum. she BOMBED. deal with it.
That joke about Patrice’s grandmother definitely just made me pee a little.
ur fucking high if you think that chick was the best roaster last night
iron mike is a fraud, paper champ,
Anthony Jeselnik had the line of the night with “What can you say about Mike Tyson that hasn’t already been on the cover of a Richard Pryor album” It was made even better by the fact that Patrice was the only one who got it.
The joke was too soon, it was the only time in the history of Roasts that someone crossed the line. That bitch is a cunt for cracking that tasteless joke.
“Amy Schumer did EXACTLY what she should have done on that roast. Fuck people and their selective outrage.” -Jim Norton …. couldn’t have said it better myself
Ryan Dunn died driving shitfaced like an asshole. You only get a couple of months sympathy for that, then it’s open season. Last night was funny but it was by no means the best roast they’ve done. It’s tough to have a “best” roast without Greg Giraldo…
How do you like your steak? Well Dunn.
amy could have broke down and cried and not even uttered one joke and lil jimmy wold have given her props. one thing i don’t like about him, if your a fellow comedian and friend of his you can’t not be funny in his eyes. in other news barstool was mentioned on today’s O&A program. even though pres chose howard over o&a.