Can I ask the million dollar question here.  Why is Mike Tyson on Argentina Dancing With the Stars?    Why isn’t he on American Dancing with the Stars?   That makes no sense.   Dude would be the biggest star in the history of the show.  It would be appointment television every single week.   I mean this was electric.  ELECTRIC!   And the weird thing is according to google he was on Italy’s DWTS last year.   Strange.   It’s like he’s been exiled to dancing in foreign countries or something.   Maybe chicks are more open to getting raped there?  Whatever the case may be it ain’t right.  It just ain’t right.  We need to bring Mike back to the states and it needed to happen yesterday.