Milton’s Pimp My Look
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Prez,
Let me start by saying Tom is THAT friend, the guy that will wear sweat pants to a party, go weeks without shaving his red pube beard, and also wears the same three shirts: Hogworks Offensive lineman camp shirt, SHS Colonials shirt, and our Football spring combine shirt that we got our Junior year of high school. The kid goes to Emmanuel, so the large percentage of women there have forced him to learn what a button-down shirt is at least. But he still needs some work, when he gets weirded out he tends to chew Redman awkwardly in the corner. That is when we call him “Awkward Tom”. He is a great guy though who is also notably Canadian and a die hard Senators fan, and is also randomly a Packers fan without ever living anywhere close to Wisconsin, but hey, you gotta love his passion.
Please help out our friend, we’re hoping this will offically turn Tom from “Awkward Tom” into “Classy Tom”.
Viva la Stool,
Dylan & Mike
(325 votes, average: 8.02 out of 10)
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I can’t in good faith trash a fellow Canadian on a US website, however difficult that may be.
pretty sweet Cosco vest though
That nametag is the closest this kid’s ever gonna get to any BJs
yeah that pube-beard has gotta go corky
ps, you should probably get that thing on your back looked at……….EP didn’t
This kid hasn’t seen pussy since he came out of one.
This kids looks like every other fucker that enters this contest. They all look the same.
definitely still thinks his dick is for pissing
By the looks of his hair in the first picture it looks like he goes weeks without showering too. All the miltons clothes in the world isn’t going to get stank off this slouch.
This dill-weed just needs a haircut and a shave.
I can and WILL in good faith trash a fellow Canadian on a US website. The fact that this guy has a rotation of 3 t-shirts that he wears all the time is enough to explain just how disgusting he is. His friends could have emailed the pictures with that statement and this guy would have won the Miltons contest for the rest of the year.
If I put my face close enough to my monitor I can smell cheese popcorn, but not in a good way.
why do I have the feeling that this cat has dried up load on his hairy stomach everyday all day. A true modern day fabio.
Jack Osbourne?