Wannabe musicians aren’t typically know for being sharped dressed men.

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El pres, 

My buddy is a full time “musician” who desperately needs your help. If the kid isn’t wearing his own bands shirt he got for free,you’ll probably find him shirtless with some boys small cut off jeans shorts. He’s hilarious and an all around great dude. Despite being in a band he still can’t get a girl to save his life. Please help this slob out. 

A concerned friend