Miltons Pimp My Look
Wannabe musicians aren’t typically know for being sharped dressed men.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
El pres,
My buddy is a full time “musician” who desperately needs your help. If the kid isn’t wearing his own bands shirt he got for free,you’ll probably find him shirtless with some boys small cut off jeans shorts. He’s hilarious and an all around great dude. Despite being in a band he still can’t get a girl to save his life. Please help this slob out.
A concerned friend
This kid is dead to me.
He’s the type of guy who would wear one of your stupid wrestler tank tops.
Where’d you find the Chechen rebel?
This kid is about as cool as Haiti in August!
that guy is the epitome of how I view people from the northeast. I think it’s the tattoos that really do it.
I hate every single Miltons contestant. Bunch of fucking slobs.
No suit can fix those horrible tattoos.
Your friend is a full time squid.
El Prez, That kid plays in a punk rock band called a loss for words. Pimpin a dude who might as well have a clothing sponsorship considering they are that big? Not cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1d4cBvJ1A
How bout getting this squid a gift card to GNC?. He makes El Pres look ripped.
a shower would help him…..oh yes and a toaster along with the shower
This guy’s band has a record deal and played the Warped Tour. He’s choosing to look like a dickhead.
I’ll murderpunch the fuck out of anyone and everyone who disrespects Mike Fresh. For all of you who think he’s a squid, just remember that when you’re sitting at home on a Friday night he’s most likely in Moscow or Tokyo getting paid to play music and awkwardly rubbing his dick up against unsuspecting local dime pieces through his tight jeans.
deciding to look like an asshole should disqualify him for Milton’s.
I hope Milton’s pays you a lot of money for these…because they’re the worst blogs week in and week out.
Where on earth do you find these douches..? This is like the homeless mans version of Pimp My Ride
http://www.99thProblem.com
Hey MaryConlin, how do Mikey Fresh’s balls taste after he plays in Moscow? Choosing to look like an extra in Napoleon Dynamite is a poor choice.
Mikey Fresh shouldn’t win this but A Loss For Words is the shit.
@Marty. Mikey fresh can like my grundle, and i will thunderpunch the shit out of you before you murderpunch me.
Im betting deodorant would be a better start, hop on down to CVS
Looks like Samwise Gamgee has snuck out of the Shire again.
Did someone actually say that this was a “punk rock band”??? They are horrible. Sounded like a J.V. Blink 182.
And blink 182 completely fucking sucks.
when where monkeys allowed to participate in this event?
Abington sucks
stop giving away free suits to white thrash losers.
his band sucks, I just did a youtube search and listened. Regardless of how many brain dead idiots pay to listen to it, the music still sucks.
If you aint Jesus or Puerto Rican, the praying hands tattoo ain’t doin a thing besides getting you laughed at. . . . .