Miss Venezuela, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.  PS – Let’s fuck.  Thank you Vegas.

As a side note nobody is happier that former smokeshow Olivia Culpo won Miss Universe last night but it was one of the great rig jobs of our generation.  She had no business winning that thing.  She almost tripped in her evening gown and her answer was only slightly more coherent than Miss Venezuela.   Inside job from the word go.

Diego Boneta so hot right now.  Diego Boneta.