Miss Venezuela Owned The Question Portion of Miss Universe Last Night
Miss Venezuela, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. PS – Let’s fuck. Thank you Vegas.
As a side note nobody is happier that former smokeshow Olivia Culpo won Miss Universe last night but it was one of the great rig jobs of our generation. She had no business winning that thing. She almost tripped in her evening gown and her answer was only slightly more coherent than Miss Venezuela. Inside job from the word go.
Diego Boneta so hot right now. Diego Boneta.
A+ for billy madison reference.
was that from Billy Madison?
That’s up there with that occupy lady on the news last year
Expect a $5 million lawsuit from the Donald for that “rigged” comment.
Will Hugo Chavez has this chick shot for losing?
couldnt even bring myself to listen,, poor thing,, lets fuck
knowing that she’s a moron just made her 10 times hotter
what the fuck did i just hear
Nailed it! But just for shits let’s try our hand at judge #2′s question.
That’s almost worse than that Miss Teen South Carolina answer a few years ago. This one at least doesn’t speak English so that gives her a little bit of a pass. Not sure what Miss Teen South Carolina’s problem was… Hot chicks never have to use their brains I guess
C- for the Billy Madison quote, that thing has been used a shit ton of times both in blogs and the comment section. New material please.
I feel like even though she’s hot her pussy smells.
I thought it was a pretty good answer. Wait for that wave, biotch!
she can’t talk with my cock in her mouth. How do I make that happen?
Miss Venezuela, what’s the best way to cross the US border?
Me gusta!
She is ALL WOMAN! Miss Bum Bum was head and shoulders over the winner. Miss USA walked like she had a dildo up her bottom. Even she was surprised when she won. And of course, it was rigged. Did you see Ms South Africa? Good Lawd, just perfect in every way. Never even made the top ten.
miss australia won according to my boner
Nibb High football rules!!!
So awkward
Did Charlie Kelly write her speech?
They should eliminate the Q&A portion of the pageant and add a gaping contest. Just bend over and show me your best gaping position. That’s all we really care about anyway.
wtf did she just say?
the best answer was to STFU
What i dont understand is … Why do we pretend like we give a shit what anyone’s fake answers are? They have no idea. Im not being a prick, just literally WHY do we pretend? Everyone is thinking the same thing. who’s the hottest and noe one gives a shit about their fake answers. Just line them up. make them go in different poses. then pick th hottest. That’s fucking it.
I think they should replace this portion of the contest with a contest to see who can launch a ping pong ball the furthest from their vag. That will be the qualifying heat. Finals will be anal beads.
Amen to that
Are we sure she didn’t have a stroke like that entertainment reporter Serena Branson? I think that’s what’s going on here. Miss Australia for the win.
Are we sure she didn’t have a stroke like that entertainment reporter Serena Branson? I think that’s what’s going on here. Miss Australia for the win.
Are we sure she didn’t have a stroke like that entertainment reporter Serena Branson? I think that’s what’s going on here. Miss Australia for the win.
When in doubt, just keep talking.
@rexisfat – yes let’s do that, let’s do exactly that.
In fairness to her, that was the dumbest question ever.
Neil’s adopted sister???????
Rexisfat – still waiting for you at Miracle of Science
Tell her to stop moving her freaking head.
“I think that any laws that are in constitution or in life are already made. I think that we should have a straight way to go in our similar or…eh…in our lives as it is. For example, I am a surfer and I think that the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it. So, please, do our only law that we can do. Thank you Vegas!”