SherdogOn Dec. 3, “Ultimate Fighter” Season 9 competitor Ray Elbe endured an injury most males wouldn’t wish upon their worst enemy. While having sexual intercourse with his girlfriend, he suffered a penile fracture. According to Elbe, it was just as traumatic as it sounds. “I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.” Eventually, Elbe would seek treatment at a hospital in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where he stayed until Dec. 8. “I pretty much was on display the entire time I was in the hospital,” he said. “Obviously it’s just been a really, really, really difficult injury to rehab from,” he said. Lesson learned– I will never let a girl on top again. Everything was under control until 1 bounce went a ”little” too high.

This story has been making the rounds on the Internet the last 24 hours. I think I’m the last to cover it. Anyway I still don’t get it. What was this chick doing? 1 bounce went a little too high? What does that even mean? Was she breaking contact with his dick? Like there was air in between bounces? There must have been right? Is that normal? Am I that bad at sex? Because I NEVER have separation. And when I do it’s at least a 30 second process to get back in the hole. Losing contact is like a holding penalty. Breaks all my momentum and kills the drive. And if he didn’t break contact how do you snap your dick in half?  He says he’s never gonna let a girl on top again? What are you some type of fragile dicked pussy? I’m so confused how this happened.