Montana Man Gets Run Over And Killed When He Stood In the Road Dressed As Big Foot Trying To Provoke Big Foot Sightings
KALISPELL, Montana (AP) – A man who was apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwestern Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said. The man was wearing a military-style “Ghillie suit” consisting of strips of camouflage fabric and was standing in the right-hand lane of a highway south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said. Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. Trooper Jim Schneider said his motives were ascertained during interviews with friends, and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests. “He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake newspaper on Monday. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”Tenley was struck by vehicles driven by two girls, ages 15 and 17, who were unable to stop in time, authorities said.
I believe a great philosopher said it best. “It’s not tragic to die doing what you love”. You live by the Sasquatch sword, you die by the Sasquatch sword. My only question is how much of the blame for this accident falls on this guy being dressed as Big Foot and standing in the middle of the road vs. the two drivers being 15 and 17 year old chicks? Like all things being equal I’d say this was 99% the girls just being horrible drivers and 1% him dressed as Big Foot.
PS – I’m 99% sure I cried during Harry and the Hendersons.
Ghillie suits are silly suits.
There’s absolutely no way i’m running into a grown man in a monkey suit standing in the road or half dead on the road, those girls should be charged even though this guy is a total moron
so did the first chick not stop after she hit the guy? how did another chick run him over after that? shouldnt the first chick have pulled over and checked to see if she killed bigfoot/a person?
A 15 year old girl driving has to be the worst idea ever, even in Montana…
The guy was dressed in one of those army sniper grass suits…ya know the kind that make you blend in so noone can see you. that being said, when I told my girlfriend about the story she was like, “if I saw bigfoot i would totally try to hit him w/ my car”
Best part is when harry sees the animal heads in the closet and goes WRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah that’d be just like a 15 year old chick to run over sasquatch and then get out of her car to see if he’s ok.
Pres, when multiple barstool sites write about the same story, you need to put up some sort of vote to the Stoolies to say “Who Wrote It the Best”. A cage match of sorts
thanks bobcabbit I just read WRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH out loud and the whole office thinks I have tourettes…
agree w iamjob. need a “who blogged it better” without any author names. see if people are on KFC’s dick still when his tag isn’t on the blog
Harry and the hendersons was epic
I bet trinity kiled all those animals.
Harry was fucking awesome. He could live at my house, don’t think Id be mad either when he fucked up all my doorways either
You kids must be new. Who blogged it best? That’s been a part of the website for a while
its been used, but very sparingly and usually to make fun of a real shitty writeup by Mazo. Now that they are 5 websites the stories are constantly overlapping. A little competition never hurt anyone to see who does it best. Im talking about making it a staple and not one of those stupid vote 1 to 10. More along the lines of MFK voting
however Pres is probably too sensitive and scared to lose so will never do it….
I call my junk harry and the hendersons
yo brightonbrian, after your girl told you that, she sucked my cock bro.
i watched Harry and Hendersons on netflix like 3 months ago. definitely cooler when i was 12.
financebroskegs coming in with the best junk nickname since my own Heavy D and the Boys, which Philly Mo incidentally accused my of stealing from him, haha. but i’ve been saying that since Heavy D was popular…and alive.