Newsflash….Only Hardos Play Pickup Tackle Football
So yesterday I tweeted out that “this weather makes me want to whoop up on people in touch football.” Well before I even pressed publish people were coming out of the woodwork calling me a pussy.
“Hey fag why don’t you play tackle”
“What’s a matter pussy? You afraid of breaking your jew nose”
Well let me say this loud and clear. Only hardos play pick up tackle football. Like I’m 35 years old bro. I just had a heart attack walking up a flight of stairs at the movies two weeks ago. I got nothing to prove. Everybody knows I was the best back in my day, but my day is long gone. Not looking to blow out both ACL’s simultaneously. Not looking for some bro who got cut from JV team to Chuck Cecil me in the vertebrae. I got to wake up tomorrow and blog. 2 hand touch is fine by me. That’s what moguls with people who depend on them do. I’ll leave tackle football to the Pats and hardos with no lives who can afford to be laid up for 2 weeks.
PS – The next person to stop me on an out and go will be the first. I could tell you I’m running that pattern and you’d still bite on the out.
Shouldn’t it be “next” person? You stupid kyke.
only hardos defend themselves from twitter attacks by writing an entire blog about how old and fragile you are
your nose would be called for tripping on every play
the first person who can explain how the fuck you got into michigan will be the first.
He’s known as “Refrigerator Portnoy” in the touch football community.
im the biggest hardo i know, no shame in my game, youre still a cunt elpres
I’m going to Kinnebunk this weekend
please PLEASE make a video of your out and go…
I must say Michigan must have been trolling Northeast public schools to let you in….
If you don’t understand the wording on the PS you are dumber than Pres himself
I would like to see the out and go from the ESPN guru to…. the Hardo of all blogs….well done Pres!!
I hear ya, these days I’m known as “porcelain” one good hit and I’ll shatter.
Christ, you fumbled your fuckin PS and you expect us to believe you are good at football?
Do you even know what an out and go is pinocchio jew boy
prez you have hands like feet, and nose like elbow
pick up games of tackle football were a staple of growing up
wait…how did Pres screw up the PS?? makes sense to me
suckitninetyninepercent, hey moron, it’s kike…can’t even insult someone properly, smh
Hey RTBIGD, get with the program dipshit. He changed the PS because the first one sounded like it was written by an illiterate retard (or a UM grad, take your pick)
rp, apologies. You’re obviously a better racist than I am. Congrats
Dave, this is the 2nd time you made me laugh in less than a week. You’re getting better at this.
nope, grew up in a Jewish town, you’re clearly the better racist
if you dont make a video of your out and go against or the sales guy you’re the biggest jew fraud on the planet
Oh, and urban dictionary disagrees with you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kyke
Has Anna Michelle Walters gotten an offer from Brazzers yet now that she is out of a job?
@Jackofspades, El Fuckface went back and edited his PS. Originally said “The first person to stop me on an out and go will be the first”
am I the only one thats only heard it called an “Out and Up”?
Stopped playing tackle without pads at 19-20. Can’t be dying and shit for a pickup football game. Only hardos who are looking to hurt people still wanna do that shit. Flag and touch now.
first 15 minute 10 yard out we’d ever see.
Pres, lets see you play a real physical sport and play rugby. 10 bucks says you don’t last a minute.
Guys in my town play tackle on thanksgiving. Cut blocks, blind siding people. Played once and retired.
Guys in my town play tackle on thanksgiving. Cut blocks, blind siding people. Played once and retired.
Guys in my town play tackle on thanksgiving. Cut blocks, blind siding people. Played once and retired.
Guys in my town play tackle on thanksgiving. Cut blocks, blind siding people. Played once and retired.
Guys in my town play tackle on thanksgiving. Cut blocks, blind siding people. Played once and retired.
Guys in my town play tackle on thanksgiving. Cut blocks, blind siding people. Played once and retired.
no one calls it that godzirra. I would d you up any day tackle or touch
^^ this bros from tufftown
contrary to apparent popular belief, godzirra, it IS often called an “out and up.” But if you run a slant instead of an out, the route is called a “slant and go”, or just a “Sluggo”, as we hardos call it.
but c’mon, davey…you gotta play tackle, bro. excellent chuck cecil reference though.
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^ Your a faggot, go kill yourself. Just because you are a miserable loser and live in your parents basement, doesn’t mean you have to talk shit about people who at least attempt to do things with their lives.