So yesterday I tweeted out that “this weather makes me want to whoop up on people in touch football.” Well before I even pressed publish people were coming out of the woodwork calling me a pussy.
“Hey fag why don’t you play tackle”
“What’s a matter pussy? You afraid of breaking your jew nose”
Well let me say this loud and clear. Only hardos play pick up tackle football. Like I’m 35 years old bro. I just had a heart attack walking up a flight of stairs at the movies two weeks ago. I got nothing to prove. Everybody knows I was the best back in my day, but my day is long gone. Not looking to blow out both ACL’s simultaneously. Not looking for some bro who got cut from JV team to Chuck Cecil me in the vertebrae. I got to wake up tomorrow and blog. 2 hand touch is fine by me. That’s what moguls with people who depend on them do. I’ll leave tackle football to the Pats and hardos with no lives who can afford to be laid up for 2 weeks.
PS – The next person to stop me on an out and go will be the first. I could tell you I’m running that pattern and you’d still bite on the out.