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   by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on July 5, 2012 at 9:49 pm

   Wow your an athlete after all

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   by trustysandusky on July 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm

   kook

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   by topher_ on July 5, 2012 at 6:06 pm

   Jews can’t surf

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   by bdemps15 on July 5, 2012 at 6:16 pm

   You look like Patrick the Starfish on that surfboard tubby. 

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   by CLCR76 on July 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm

   I’m surprised you managed to stand up for that 0.48 seconds.

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   by stinkyteej on July 5, 2012 at 6:33 pm

   Definition: Pitted

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   by carlsweetchuck on July 5, 2012 at 6:33 pm

   Surfing and Tourettes don’t mix.

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   by gnung on July 5, 2012 at 6:40 pm

   First

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   by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on July 5, 2012 at 10:43 pm

   Second

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    by Chubbs Peterson on July 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Third

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    by crosbysbrain on July 5, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    That was so fucking gnar. Watched the Nirvana video again. Still hilarious.

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    by otwisted on July 5, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    You need to find the proper technique to counter balance the weight of your giant beak.

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    by Don Jeans on July 5, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Haole for days. Kook to the max.

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    by upside down views on July 5, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    Honestly what is the matter with you? First of all you are “surfing” in the north atlantic. That’s fucking retarded. 2nd of all, you suck at it.
     
    You’re 35, stop trying to act like you’re 22 again.

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    by briar on July 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    Why don’t you just go ahead and move to Hawaii and open up a surf shop already, Portnoy.  Tired of hearing about the life (and hair) you wish you had.

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    by owenz on July 6, 2012 at 12:30 am

    God your athleticism makes my vag wet. You are a man among boys, Pageviews.

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    by cantgetthestinkout on July 6, 2012 at 12:38 am

    We’re gonna need a bigger board.

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    by 808golf on July 6, 2012 at 1:25 am

    Prezzie would go

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    by Evil One on July 5, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    Do sharks eat Jews or it there professional courtesy ?

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    by budderall on July 5, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    this is seriously a post?

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    by jfac on July 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nS_aR8XX_U

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    by beanflicka on July 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    haha where u from 808golf? Island boy?

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    by p00p00train on July 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

    fuck out of here with those ankle busters, and is that a foamie? god you’re a kook.

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    by that_guy_ on July 6, 2012 at 1:48 am

    Wow that wave was huge! Must have been one, no one and half, no two feet tall! You are soo brave! Madaket (most likely the beach you were on) has never seen such an amazing jew surfer before!

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    by storiesoverstandards on July 6, 2012 at 9:36 am

    This is four steps below Norman the dog riding a bike

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    by jake722 on July 6, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    Looks like Cisco beach is macking brah..gonna shred the gnar and go have a summer of lager at the brewery.

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    by cookie puss on July 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    All the Shark sightings in Chatham were a false alarm. It was just El Presidente doing the backstroke.  They thought they saw a dorsal fin but it was El Pres’s beak.

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