Notre Dame Claims Manti Te’o Was The Victim of A Hoax By Getting Tricked Into Falling In Love With His Girlfriend Who Apparently He Never Met And Who Didn’t Exist Even Though He Claims He Talked To Her Every Night On the Phone
ND Statement
On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.
Dennis Brown
University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President
I fucking hate when that happens. Nothing worse than getting tricked into having a serious long term relationship with somebody who doesn’t exist. That’s the worst. I mean Manti dated this non existent slut for a full year. Imagine all those fake hours he spent on the fake phone fake listening to her fake breathing and shit? He’s not going to get those fake days back. Those fake moments are lost forever. Almost like they never even happened. Poor Manti.
at this point i would rather watch a swarm of maggots on a pile of hot garbage for two days than one second of the kroll show
“Barstool Jr.” just Daddy’d the fuck out of you with this Teo story
KROLL SHOW JOKE BECAUSE KROLL SHOW JOKES ARE FUNNY
Yeah, like you saw this story coming Pres?
fake internet girlfriend or fake internet dollars, who ya got??
excited to see what the espn nd ballwashers have to say about this fraud
girlfriend is as real as neil
Sounds like he isn’t going to need those magnums anymore. More for me and my massive dong!
Weird bird.
She’s a 5.8 ok? Awful face, average set, average body. Goddamn cunt
It’ll be on Mtv in a week, he got “catfished”… The new “Punked”
Classic Notre Dame. Scumbag football player makes up a fake girlfriend to get sympathy and Heisman votes and somehow he’s the victim? Fuck ND
Play like you had a fake girlfriend die today!
Absolutely love ND falling on their face here, but don’t leave us hanging for the day without blogging about the latest misadventure of Mayor Mumbles the Boston sports fan. Stroke be damned.. “Woolcock” might be his greatest gem yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBrd3WZUI6c
Maybe it was a cover for a relationship he had with a dude?? just sayin
how do we know Renee is real? is she a hoax to?
i am a huge ND hater. but….it could be more benign.
he was scammed by a fake identity fabricated by that weird dude from CA.
their “relationship” gets picked up by the media, who start running with it. he’s embarassed that hes’ a)never met his “gf” and b) met her online. so he starts filling in holes, all the while he’s still getting scammed by the dude posing as a chick. the dude had a girl talk to manti every night, etc.
so in reality, his only error was not correcting the media and then filling in the holes of their relationship.
You could at least mention deadspin. They did a bonkers job getting this out there and you’re just riding their coattails
I’d put my fake 12 inches in her.
So the options here are that Manti is either a complete scumbag loser who made up a story about a girlfriend who died from cancer to enhance his legacy, or a total moron who actually fell for this fabricated story for so long. His draft stock must be soaring.
Teo is gay. Lock it up. Only explicable reason.
PS- didn’t he talk about being with this girl in person like dozens of times? Is it that difficult to distinguish if a girl has been in a car accident and/or has leukemia? I’m not buying a word of this garbage.
April 2013 manti comes out as the first openly gay nfl player after the draft. Count it.
Can’t wait for Te’o's feature on the tv show Catfish, when it turns out to be some University of Michigan bros with a ton of free time on their hands.
“Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day”
Next up on Oprah’s list, Mante Teo
Manti and vince young would make a cute couple
http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vince-young-at-the-club.jpg
Neil’s smokeshow today looks like Seabiscuit.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the person who tricked Te’o was the same person who framed Jerry Sandusky
Clicked on the main page (Superblog) and counted 8 blogs about this story. Tell me again why we should read the SB again Pres? Redundant, learn the meaning.
El Pres’ username on match is the anteater because his nose is 3 times larger than his cock
can we find out who that girl actually is tho? shes dope.
Does this mean her orgasms were fake, too?
Does the NCAA have to start testing for fake girlfriends?
The Dos Equis guy met Manti T’eo’s girlfriend. True story.
I fucked her
Definitely should fake his own kidnapping ASAP
It all points to him being gay. So what? He’s the captain of a renowned college football program; goes to a conservative college; has to make up a story that he has a girlfriend. And everyone wonders why he’s lying about it? Pu-leeze… Just come out of the closet already and get on with it.
Vote for Manti Te’o to be deported:
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