Ohio Man In Trouble For Calling His Neighbor A “Twat” With Christmas Lights
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This is in Kingston, Ohio, just north of Chillicothe and 40 miles south of Columbus. The local paper wouldn’t print the photo. I’ve seen it myself. It’s all over Facebook here locally. Love the site by the way, longtime visitor. Here is the newspaper article about it.
KINGSTON — A Kingston man complained to the Ross County Sheriff’s Office on Saturday after his neighbor on Kingston-Adelphi Road reportedly spelled out an expletive using Christmas lights and put an arrow pointing to his house. A sheriff’s deputy told the neighbor he needed to take the lights down before serving him with an outstanding warrant for disorderly conduct, according to the incident report.
Awesome. I’m trying to think if there is a better word to use in this situation? I don’t think there is. Twat is as aggressive as it gets. Maybe cunt? But that’s almost too easy. There is a certain je ne sais quoi with twat. It’s like a thinking man’s cunt.
those some nice houses
Douche bag would be my idea but that would cost $14 in Walmart lights..
Heard some dude refer to his wife as a “fuckin twat” after describing that she makes his lunch every day and has dinner ready for him when he gets home. Made no sense in the context but was brilliant at the same time. Just completely degrading for no reason. Loved the word ever since.
Not nice to call Clark Griswold a Twat.
“thinking man’s cunt”. bravo
Neil’s house on the left
How many Massholes will be copying this style now?
How many Massholes will be copying this style now?
http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=99539&d=1354046788
Rwanda > Ohio
Well played sir. Well indeed. Nearly worth the disorderly conduct charge. Meanwhile the cunt cop who made him take it down Before busting him needs to have his skull crushed.
^^there’s no joy at Neils house this christmas, it shall remain dark……much like his career
you thumb me down but you won’t put ya name on it? man up lil hoes
What an awful way to explain your feelings to a neighbor. I would’ve handled it by having a calm argument over a nice cup of coffee
How many Massholes will be copying this style now?
no mention of why she is in fact a “TWAT”? he probably has a good reason.
C word works better — esp if you are going to get busted regardless.
CUNT really pisses off the fems as truth hurts.
Hey Mikey, I thumbed you down you fucking twat. Go get an education using our taxes to pay for it.
mikeydatrillest, I “thumbed you down”, you fucking dumb twat, pull yo pants up
The Griswold’s——->
I didn’t realize there were houses this nice in Ohio.
You telling me you get in trouble these days for writing ‘Twat’ on your house!?!!? The pussification of Ohio continues.
whats funny is that this guy obviously has kids with a house like that and pulling a power move like this with your wife and kids behind it is awesome.
mikeydarillest is about as black as Keith Van Horn, can’t believe people fall for his troll.
And tornopen, obviously she’s a twat for the obnoxious lightfest, clean it up.
Any commenter on a website who uses a “shtick” is a sad, sad person
FYI I thumbed down mikeydarillest
Twat is a great term of abuse. However, needs to be pronounced with a Noel Gallagher-like Mancunian drawl, as in “Our Liam’s a fookin’ twaht”, rather than the American “twot”. The former has more spite.
http://manscreed.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-lights-ditto.jpg
this house is popular
Rubbed out a fresh batch to Angalee from Endicott, then gave a relaxed thumbs down to Mikey. Stooling ain’t easy…
I’d love to buy that guy a beer, strong work.
Isn’t the arrow aimed directly at his own front door? BTW, twat trumps cunt hands down.
If he’d put cunt up there every cunt in the neighborhood would’ve been climbing his wall to tear it down themselves. Great word , short and to the point and he used a perfect size. Great