On A Scale Of 1 To 1 Zillion How Bad Does This Video Make You Want To Punch Maria Menounos In The Cunt?
If anybody ever wondered how you can be smoking hot and from Boston and get everybody in the city to hate you this is it. Make a video like this. Like honestly this was top 5 most awkward and uncomfortable things I’ve ever watched in my life. It was so bad I actually thought about rooting for Heat for a nanosecond. No joke.
PS – Do you think Dane Cook or Michael Chicklis taped this?
Vote 1 for I’m too hard on Maria and 10 for some things you just can’t unwatch
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UDDATE – I told you Chicklis was in on this shit. He did the same fucking thing and it is equally embarrassing and disgraceful. Hollywood celebs are the absolute worst. The fucking worst.
UPDATE #2 – I guess Dane Cook did this too? How bad is it that I knew without knowing what 3 idiots were going to do this? And the fact that the Celtics puts it on their website is the worst part. Like these 3 morons represent Boston in any way shape or form. Fucking Hollywood losers.
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Who bad do I still want to bang her? A lot.
Fix The fucking title of your blog before I start a new Death march you illiterate jew. “Who bad does this video?”
worse chills than the plaschke video.
Meanwhile…how many fucking typos can one blog post contain?
how is she fucking relevant? How? I’d rather fuck Mary Hart.
I enjoyed this viddy very much
-Ch@v
I want to punch you in the cunt times a zillion for the fucking pop up banners on th iPhone
Hey no changing the title!! I loved “Who Bad!”
I would still welcome her to shit on saran wrap over my mouth…..
i need more molly mcgrath in my life pres, make that happen you creep
annoying as fuck but still sexy as fuck, gimme that butthole Maria!
chicklis has pretty much the same video, it’s fuckin embarrassing
If by “punch in the cunt”, you really mean toss her salad with Vermont maple syrup. Then yes, I do.
She could do pretty much anything and I’d still want to stuff her souvlaki.
This Ch@v guy is the worst. I know, I know, you’re the toughest guy in Southie, but I’m gonna risk my health and say it anyway, you fucking suck.
I love how Prez is the arbiter of all things Celtics now. I don’t think I even read the word Celtics on this site until like 2 weeks ago.
Reminds me of kramer apologizing to Elaine cuz he can’t b an escort in her charity event.
you kinda look like cook pres
People that make these dumb videos aren’t even fans they just jump on the fucking wagon
I think this guy is the worst representation of all for Boston.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0hAP-Drr8
^just like pres did
painful to watch. go to a lakers game you frauds
Maria: Less yelling, more showing your beef flaps.
I just grew a beard from my douche chills.
I’d go dickless for Chiklis.
I’m shivering…and you know they’re going to play those in the arena…horrible
wow I hate dane cook So fucking much. theres no words. ill probably die with all this hate in my veins because I dont think Ill ever get the opportunity to kill him. Or inject the aids virus into him, whatever.
I heard Mumbles menino tore that ass up, that’s where he got speech impediment from, its a rare form of a std
that was painful. makes me especially glad im not from boston.
If i punch her in the cunt, it’d be with my face.
Before watching this video I wanted to make sweet loving tenderness with her asshole. I’d still hit it but it would be a much less romantic assfucking.
k1dd0, “ill probably die…”
promises promises
Pres biggest whiney bitch in the game. I used to think you were funny now you just love to hear yourself talk and you fucking complain about everything. I hate the Miami Heat with a burning passion. You’re obnoxious personality is putting you on Bron Brons level for me. It is because of you I wouldnt mind seeing the Heat win this series. Just as long as they lose to OKC.
I didn’t listen to a word she said, I was busy jacking off.
Maria was her adorable sexy self, you go, baby… no punching, just licking, lots of VERY SLOW LICKING/FLICKING. Now, Chiklis and Cooke? Yeah, I’d punch them in their cunts. Chiklis, disappointed, man. You were SO CLOSE to going all Vick Mackey. We needed you to slam the camera with a dictionary or a phone book, and shout in it while it was on the ground. Cook, Jesus Christ, man, really? Any other video than THAT would be WAY better. Take 2 boys.
Matt Damon need to make a video ASAP to redeem all Boston celebrities.
More like a punt to the cunt.
The referees will determine the game tonight and they will steer it towards another game for $50-$60 million more for the league. Miami wins.
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Dan Crawford, Tony Brothers and Tom Washington were named to referee Thursday night’s Game 6 of the Eastern Conference finals at TD Garden.
Crawford was part of the Game 1 officiating crew that called five technical fouls on the Celtics, while Washington was on the Game 2 crew that missed an obvious shot to the head on Rondo in overtime that determined the game.
how many different industry exec cocks did Maria suck to get where she is. I say over/under is 15.
I thought Dane Cook died from flesh eating bacteria 2 years ago.
is there anyone in the state of massachusetts who respects dane cook? and fuck maria. ain’t saying shit about chicklis.
So…sooo depressing to hate a girl that hot. She’s straight fire too. But I hate her more and more each time she does something like this. I agree with every word you said in this blog post prez.
@lowend: Damon’s a tool. Great actor, but a tool.
And Dane Cook? Seriously? Fucker pretty much dropped of the face of the earth for about 4 years.
I want to blow my brains out right now…
Can we get an el pres is excited for game 6 video???
Better > http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/
10 gets you 5 that Maria’s Meat Flaps are sparkly-green vajazzled, just like her Pierce jersey. Still want to nibble on that dribble, though – so bad it makes my cock veins ache.
2 Zillion
chiklis going vic mackie would have been gold. maria is hot. still. turned the volume down.
It physically pained me to watch those
OMG Dane Cook is so funny right?
1. Portnoy praises attractive celebrity/entertainer/athlete/etc. on blog
2. Portnoy twitter stalks said person, constantly tweeting at them.
3. Portnoy gets no response to his tweets.
4. Portnoy turns on said person like a scorned comic book fan.
5. Lather, rinse, repeat.
If Mark Whalberg did one it would have gone down different, for sure…no question about it
almost ran over dane cook with my car while he tried to cross 3rd street in LA. true story.
@spazer, should have sped up, if the celtics lose tonight I blame these three fuckin assholes, and you prez for subjecting me to their douchebaggery, at least mumbles idiocy is hilarious
^ Thank God Whalberg doesn’t play for Miami, or does he? Ask Menino for tights line up to be sure.
yo prez if you stood on a ladder and swung you still wouldn’t reach MMs cunt - she’d kick your homely little 5’2″ clip-cocked ass. easy money.
Maria should stick to anal, and letting her “big bang” hang out at the beach