One in Three Men Aged 35 And Older Are Too Fat To See Their Penis When They Look Down
TheSun – ONE in three men are too fat to see their own penis, new research reveals. A shocking 33 per cent of 35 to 60-year-olds are so overweight that their manhood is hidden from sight when they stand upright and look downwards. The DIY health measurement encourages men to check if they can see their penis beyond their bulbous bellies. “An obese man who cannot see his penis is five times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes, three times more likely to develop cancer of the colon and more than two and a half times more likely to develop high blood pressure – a major risk factor for stroke and heart disease.”
Thank you science. First Lady has literally, but not literally been in my asshole since I suffered my heart attack. Telling me I need to get in shape and shit. Hey guess what sunshine? I just did the penis belly check and dominated it. I’m talking I looked down and my dick almost slapped me in the eye. Just gave me the prep school face as if to say did you really think you wouldn’t be able to see me? That’s how clearly I could see it. So as long as I can see my cock I don’t want to hear any shit about my diet, my health, barstool groupies, malware or any of this crap. I’m 35 and can still see my dick past by bellybutton. Dick test FTW!
I failed the dick test. Couldnt see it with first lady’s mouth was in the way
I’ll make you a nut cup out of a sunflower seed and a rubber band if it would make you feel better…
i’d rather be a fat pieces of shit than jew
With the way your neck sticks out you can probably see your anus too
How many women can look down and see their vagina past 35?
True story…The fatter you get the smaller your dick gets…..Ummm at least thats what a friend tells me.
Amen Prez. But im 7’8 235 lbs. pure steel.
When Prez looks down his beak scrapes the floor.
You sure it wasn’t your nose?
I just have a small dick
Hard or soft? That makes a HUGE difference.
Just because you have a bigger howitzer than Brady’s kid doesn’t mean you’re not fat.
Shit, I’m not even 35 yet
Just looking at that picture brings back bad memories of the YMCA, –but dad I just got of the water I dont care if I smell like Chlorine.
One in one middle aged 40 year old Boston Jew/smut peddler/blogger/possible pedo/malware infected man can’t see his dick becaus his snout is in the way.
Soft
@Numero Two brings up a very valid point.
Funny elpres but you have an ostrich neck you cunt
@edjr just for asking that means your fat. alright science, what if you’re really fat but you have a big dick are you still likely to develop said diseases?
Frightening. Fat bastards everywhere. If you look down and can’t see your dick, this is just one clue that you just might need to go on a diet.
Thats what i like to call dickdo – when your belly hangs out further then your dick do.