Patrick Kane Joins Tyler Seguin On His Swiss Team To Form The Most Devastating 1-2 Pussy Slaying Combo Of All Time
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Buffalonews – Patrick Kane is the latest NHL star to commit to playing overseas, with the Buffalo native signing with EHC Biel of Switzerland’s National League. Kane is set to arrive Sunday, according to Biel, which also boasts Boston forward Tyler Seguin. As is usually the case with Kane, there’s an interesting angle in Biel’s release announcing the signing. The team’s chief scout breaks down Kane’s strengths and weaknesses. According to a Google translation, Thomas Roost calls Kane “one of the best hockey players in the world.” On the downside, Kane, a renowned partyer, “has (not always) the reputation of an exemplary professional,” Roost said.
Holy shit! Talk about a devastating 1-2 punch. I mean a Seguin/Kane combo? That’s got to be the worlds most fearsome 1-2 pussy slaying combo in the world right now. I’m talking threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, 30somes are all in play. The pregnancy rate in whatever Swiss town they are playing in is about to go through the roof. Seriously what’s the total on the number of chicks they bang out per day combined? I’d say 5.5 and I think I’d take the over.
How many times have you masturbated to Seguin
I’m sure you would like a threesome with them you Heblew!
I’ll always appreciate another mans ability to slay the pussy but I think you got the gay.
These dudes will be getting their dekes sucked by some swissmiss smokes.
You should say Kaners sisters. Mercy.
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Be scared. Be very scared.
If this alcoholic turns Seguin (who already oversleeps for some reason) into a boozer, the Bruins’ future is in jeopardy.
Not good.
not trying to hate, i wish these guys all the pussy in the world. but i can’t help but wonder how these guys would do if they weren’t pro athletes. like neither of these guys are lookers, am i right? not ugly, but i can’t imagine chicks soaking their shorts for either of these dudes if they just worked at Foot Locker. gaystoolie, help me out with the call here.
Cool story dro man
Cool story dro man
not really a story, CPS. legit question.
I’d smoke Seguin like a Newport, but Kane is ugly.
kane has absolutely zero game. personally watched the kid crash and burn many times.
Hop off Prez
Honestly Seguin banged em. Kane was passed out. Lush.
Kaner got kicked out of a frat party on mifflin at wisconsin. no game. looks like he’s going to be seguin’s towel boy.
haha, thanks for weighing in, gaystoolie, always appreciated. still don’t see the big deal with seguin, but if you’d rock his nuts, i’ll take your word on it.
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Please convince Kane to demand a trade to Boston, please.
I’d eat a shit dumpling to lick that chick’s butt hole.
Pres, I know you’re trying to be cool here. I know just because Logan Couture sucks your dick on Twitter you’re looking to holler at other cool, young NHL players. But honestly, if I’m Seguin, and I read this blog, I am shaking my head in a weird, sad disgust. You’re blowing up his spot so hard. It comes across as so fucking uncool. You’re old and quickly falling out of touch.