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Buffalonews – Patrick Kane is the latest NHL star to commit to playing overseas, with the Buffalo native signing with EHC Biel of Switzerland’s National League. Kane is set to arrive Sunday, according to Biel, which also boasts Boston forward Tyler Seguin. As is usually the case with Kane, there’s an interesting angle in Biel’s release announcing the signing. The team’s chief scout breaks down Kane’s strengths and weaknesses. According to a Google translation, Thomas Roost calls Kane “one of the best hockey players in the world.” On the downside, Kane, a renowned partyer, “has (not always) the reputation of an exemplary professional,” Roost said.

Holy shit!  Talk about a devastating 1-2 punch. I mean a Seguin/Kane combo?  That’s got to be the worlds most fearsome 1-2 pussy slaying combo in the world right now. I’m talking threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, 30somes are all in play. The pregnancy rate in whatever Swiss town they are playing in is about to go through the roof.   Seriously what’s the total on the number of chicks they bang out per day combined?  I’d say 5.5 and I think I’d take the over.