Paulina Gretzky Is Taunting My Dick
Paulina is on the right. I need my dick inside of her now. End of blog.
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well pull it out of Lord Lambert’s ass and get at it son
Prez’s favorite planet is Jewpiter
Scissor me timbers!
^ Harry, I would put A LOT of money on saying that they have. That would be a must see sex tape if there ever was one.
I would commit unspeakable acts of pure evil on that Cranston. Cranston acts of perversion swag for days.
I would commit unspeakable acts of pure evil on that Cranston. Cranston acts of perversion swag for days.
EP – Fuck Siro’s, Druthers patio is the new spot in ‘toga. enjoy.
…like throwing a penny in a well
^^sounds like a good time to me
ya know, i’d be perfectly happy missionary intercourse with her with a condom on.
id kidnap her and fuck her relentlessly…… i mean…. wow shes hot
Cracks me up visualizing the first lady reading blogs like this
Would love to fuck this whore but definitely a two condom bang…Great One indeed
Would love to fuck this whore but definitely a two condom bang…Great One indeed
That would be like a hotdog in a hallway. Absolutely talk her in to taking in the 3 hole. She’s no prude.
Awesome baby donkey blog, funny dolphin blog, Milton’s clothing advertisement douche blog, ugly chick pool sex blog, use of 1992 “stag” term blog, and Paulina Gretzky ass shot (slow clap), but meanwhile the Pats signed Florida Gator olympic speedster Jeff Demps while the freefalling Sox face the Yankees. Swear to god, to any actual sports blog site and you’ll see those stories. Just finish reading about Osama Bin Laden’s translator here first, pure gold.
Awesome baby donkey blog, funny dolphin blog, Milton’s clothing advertisement douche blog, ugly chick pool sex blog, use of 1992 “stag” term blog, and Paulina Gretzky ass shot (slow clap), but meanwhile the Pats signed Florida Gator olympic speedster Jeff Demps while the freefalling Sox face the Yankees. Swear to god, to any actual sports blog site and you’ll see those stories. Just finish reading about Osama Bin Laden’s translator here first, pure gold.
I wouldn’t mind putting some rubber in her five hole
i want to cum in her extensions
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7816/portnose.png
“End of blog.”
If only it were true.
^yet you keep reading. Cunt.
No shit she’s on the right I can smell the skank from here
Meanwhile Maroney is still crushing it on twitter. http://instagram.com/p/Ocx9IxKiTi/
Meanwhile Maroney is still crushing it on twitter. http://instagram.com/p/Ocx9IxKiTi/
I wanna sniff that tush.
#99 will die of shame by xmas.
I don’t care that she’s a trashbag. I’d still turn this fucking Canuck into a Greek goddess in a minute.
Prezzy talks mad shit about banging broads. i bet you don’t get any pussy from the old lady huh? Tell her to spread those lips and watch for the hook.
rexisfat, shes not a cannuck, as american as you and me Born December 19, 1988 (age 23)Los Angeles, California, we can still turn her greek though
pdoddy- get a fucking life bro, enjoy the site for what its worth, a smut site with a little bit of sports, some people are such bitches
Gretzky skates like a girl
if she told me she had an STD, i would still raw dawg it….only sailors use condoms…spread the love
Dimitri, thanks for clarifying, bro, while I’ve got no problem with the smut – posting baby donkey pictures, puppies, penguins, and dancing jewish teens isn’t my definition of smut. Not trying to cast dispersions on your personal fetishes, bro, you go, just saying that those can be skipped when there’s actual local sports shit going on. This site could be so much better so easier is all I’m saying, don’t surf teenbeat.com for content and mail it in when there’s an actual sports story to post. Either that or get rid of “sports” from the name, bro. That’s all I’m saying.
i wonder if she has her asshole tattoed…
I bet his wife got a shitty flat ass
pdoddy the world be a better place without people like you. Just shut the fuck up.
Right and then lets change everything in the world that’s name isn’t exactly what it’s content is made up of. See ya later Grape Nuts…
Damn…
Damn…
Damn…
Damn…
Damn>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPdyZf6C0cU
It’s never mentioned that this beautiful whore’s mother is a Playboy Playmate. Of course Gretzsky doesn’t care what his daughter is doing, he knew what he was getting into when he married the baby mother.
A three sentence post affixed to a hot piece of ass. You’re finally getting the hang of this Prez.