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she will end up with a minority.
Must suck being the best hockey player EVER and having to worry about ur jizz chugging daughter ruining your legacy sad really
i wonder how different her life would be had her father been an NHL enforcer…probably locked in a dungeon and a penis surgically placed over her va-jay-jay. in my head: “it’s tuesday morning, let’s get weird”
I’d let her sit on my face for a fort night
Such a skank
Legend hockey player’s daughter becomes a slutty mockery of life. The only thing Gretzky’s daughter could ever do to make him proud will be to birth a hockey star before he dies. She’s pathetic in my books.
@dwaynewadesherpes, no chicks are funny.
Do you guys think Amy Schumer is funny?
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I still prefer Renee
Day ass….. Is tiny
@Anything to admit: It’s been done.
Paulina Gretzky…want to touch the heiney.
(Tony Montana voice) Her womb is so polluted, she can’t have kids Chico……
I would iron my clothes on her ass if you get what I mean.
another rough day poolside
Sweet baby jesus.
I would buy her flowers. And hold her hand. Give her all my hours. While I have the chance. Take her to every party, cause all she wants to do is dance. Now my Paulina’s dancing. While I’m beating my dick into bolivian.
Well, I guess I did need a tug before bed anyways…
I’d eat the corn out of her shit
There is NO WAY this chick is capable of farting audibly.
@adolf that stopped being funny the 50th time someone posted it
I would like to put my biscuit in her basket.
id sniff the cocaine out of her ass
Where’s the Bruins choke blog?
This just shows all chicks that they should do cocaine
That pic of her and dusty on the plane after The Masters really solidified the fact that I lead a meaningless and miserable existence.
been considering getting an instagram. decision made.
I would let andy milonakis take a dump in my coffee just to brush up against her leg
Damn you, DJ!
Daddy is so proud
I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states
I need to be rich
I wish I could “Love” this post more than once.
i saw this on instagram, immediately grabbed myself, finished then came here to see if you posted it….never a disappointment pageviews
Oh. My. God.
I would get her pregnant if you catch my drift
butterscotch and aids. Guaranteed what she tastes like.
Id like to build a cottage between those thighs and live the rest of my days out there. Maybe throw on a few new coats of paint though to cover up the stains
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