Police Foil Plot To Assasinate and Castrate The Biebs
ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – Investigators say two would-be hit men from Albuquerque may have had their sights set on the teen mega star; Justin Bieber. They had it planned down to the ties they were going to use to strangle to the pop star and three other people. A warning, the details are pretty graphic. That’s where investigators say Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane planned to take down the teen sensation. Turns out their Bieber fever started long ago, at the state prison near Las Cruces. That’s where Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont, in 2000. Martin recruited Staake who in turn recruited his nephew to carry out four murders after Staake got out of prison. Cops say Martin asked the two to first go to Vermont and take out two former acquaintances. He gave strict orders to strangle the victims with a paisley tie, the kind Martin used as his calling card, and here is where things get grisly. Tanner Ruane was in charge of castrating the victims. Martin told cops there was a bigger plot, the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg. Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he’s disappointed he couldn’t carry out the murders.New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.
I love it. Everybody saying the police saved Bieber by busting up this plan to murder and castrate him. Honestly I would have liked to seen these guys even try. Like them and what army were going to pull this off? Seriously how cocky do you have to be to even attempt this? I wouldn’t walk into Bieber’s house trying to cut his dick off unless I was rolling 200 deep. And I’m not just saying that because I’m a Bieber fan either. Bro is in the gym pumping iron everyday. He probably would have tossed these guys around like rag dolls. Wirey motherfucker.


Castration of Bieber would have been impossible, given that his balls are in your mouth 24/7.
I bet Bieber quacks likes a duck
How do you castrate bieber? Kick el pres in the chin
After you kill him are you going to wear his skin as a body suit or just leave him in the freezer?
They would have found him balled up in the corner of his closet whimpering like a 6 yr old. And then thrown out the window like a dickless lawn dart. Question though, why did the guy with the Bieber tattoo want him castarated and killed if he was a fan? Maybe Bieber would have been single 200 years from now when that guy got out.
I didn’t know you’ve been blogging from a Mexican prison this whole time.
Wait? This guy is a huge fan of Biebs and he wanted to chop his dick off? That would be just like Black Dude deciding he wants to slice El Pres’s nose off. Sorta.
At least the castration wouldn’t have affected his voice
Jokes on the mexican you can’t castrate someone with a vagina.
Look on the bright side, fellas, if they’d succeeded, then we’d have to go through all this fucking public mourning. Remember when that untalented whore Amy Winehouse finally OD’d or whatever and the fucking world stopped and we were subjected to everyone freaking out and comparing her to Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison because they also died at 27? This would be infinity times worse, and he’d basically become immortal.
No, I’ll ride out this Beiber fad and then laugh when his career inevitably flames out and he goes to prison for cooking meth in 5 years.
He got to much swag for that
PS: If Bieber got clipped, Prez would be insufferable. The stool would be unreadable for like a month, and this is really the only thing that keeps me sane at work. I’d have to start reading Brobible again.
Hey do you guys get it?! Pres pretends to like people like Bieber and Lambert because it’s the opposite of what most other guys think!! Shtick like this just never gets old!
No BoStoneman, I don’t believe he pretends… I believe he’s just gay.
Fact that today’s smokeshow name is Molly made me think…What happened to intern Molly?
Again, not impressed with the smoke today. Some chubby faces on the past 2 girls. Solid bodies but i expect the full package from smokeshows.
I would fuck holes in all of Molly’s clothes you psychopath.
i’d pay someone to murder him in front of u prez
im the grumpy old troll.. who lives under the bridge.. nice try pageviews. i am 6′ 230 pounds. half beer gut half muscle. i would mash beiber as would anyone else who’s ever been capable of chucking knuckles. some mexican who’s been in prison would emabarass me, and completely emasculate lesbian bieber
this cracked me up. solid work pageviews, solid.
jeez pres does biebs know how u feel? does he know u want to suck his dick? elephant walk with him?