Poor Dwayne Wade Tweets About How Unfair Life Is Because He Got Stuck In A Traffic Jam In NYC
Oh boo hoo, boo hoo. Poor Dwayne Wade. He was stuck in his Escalade for 3 hours trying to get to MSG. Boo hoo, boo hoo. How will he ever survive? How dare the NYPD not give him a police escort into the city? Don’t they know who he is? Who cares about all the people starving to death with no shelter, no heat, no food, no water. Dwayne Wade was stuck in a traffic jammy. Poor Dwayne Wade. Boo hoo, boo hoo. Why is everybody acting like such punks to poor Dwayne? You can’t foul him, you can’t say mean things about him and you certainly can’t make him wait in traffic in a hurricane ravaged area. He needs to be treated with kid gloves at all times because he’s Dwayne Wade and he wears weird glasses.
Fuckin’ Shine.
same guy who wanted to be paid for the honor of representing his country in the olympics. i hate this guy. total fraud. worse than lebron.
and… do you think he wore those glasses as a play on his name being similar to dwayne wayne’s? gotta be.
jesus christ pres goin a little overboard with this one. the man’s not allowed to comment on shitty traffic? you like sitting in a 3 hour jam?
Troll on troll
Where’s Whitney and Sinbad?
prez likes traffic to his downward spiraling site.
Wade hires a stylist to pick out his presser outfits. How unoriginal can you be?
he’s a fucking scumbag and a poser.
you dumb fuck he clarified his tweet right after that saying why are we even in NYC with so many families effected by the devastation…i know you love to hate anything Heat-related but do some simple homework before you post some pageview hate pres.
Cmon he’s just upset cause he wanted to get to his hotel room to play tummy sticks with lebron, cut the guy some slack.
How you manage to skew and bias a story more than Fox news does is… impressive. A team bus is a bit different than an Escalade. His tweet immediately following that tweet kinda, sorta clears the whole thing up too… but yeah that’s all just context and useless when you’re as passionate a sports fan as you are. Fucking jokester.
@cougarbait IF I GOT PAID AS MUCH AS MUCH AS THAT NERD ID SIT IN TRAFFIC FOR 217386132487213874 HRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im in NY in this battle zone son and this dork has the nerve, im fuckin mad now
did he call it “the” new york city…..?
herpe cream fuckin wit dwyanes hoeass mind
You forgot that his dumb name is Dwyane and not Dwayne
The storm was on MONDAY right?! And what do we say about MONDAYS? Nobody fucking likes MONDAYS!
haha pick your battles you fucking loser, everyone bitches about traffic
fuckin thumbdown my shit, im fuckin thumbin down all u fuckboys now
Your missing the rest of the tweet when he said he was out of valtrex and scratching his balls for 3 hrs
I would love to see his dick though. Probably huge and veiny.
no one would thumb dwn my shit if they came face to face wit me
dont mind us plebians recovering from a hurricane…
Look, I get that you’re angry because the Celtics were good for like three years and now they’re not anymore, but this is a streeeeeeeetch of a write up.
“2 be clear ‘Traffic tweet was meant 2 say’… We shouldn’t B hre 2 play a basketball game when theirs so many families obviously still R affected by #Sandy.”
^^^Fucking a pres, I want to agree with you, jewbag, but don’t do such a hack job, most of the idiots on here only get their news from Barstool which is a fucking shame but definitely true, so at least add what he tweeted above immediately after
^That was his interpretation of the text immediately sent by his PR guy after the first tweet.
Clearly Wade has a firm grasp on the English language as well. You’d think with all that money he could post a coherent sentence.
nice hashtag nigger!
Sounds familiar, “Oh Boo Hoo they wont let me have blackout parties when everyone else does the same thing!
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Wade is a fucking douche, worse than Lebron. He’s a bad guy and the definition of a fraud. Plays the nice guy angle for the media but is a known asshole. He gave his ex-wife herpes, bet you didn’t know that. That’s why I’m here.
@mikeydatrillest your a fuckin loooosa
You would be bitching about the same exact shit. You do it all the time about shit that is just as bad
Is it worse to post an uninformed blog, or post an uninformed comment after the post has already been clarified as being ridiculously fucking inaccurate?
he sucks just for wearing those glasses