Questions That Have Bothered Me Forever: On Average How Many Questions Do People Get Right When They Watch Jeopardy?
So I’ve been watching a little Jeopardy lately. I think primarily because KFC is always tweeting about it. Anyway I have a question. How many questions do people generally get right when they watch a full episode of Jeopardy? I feel like if I get 5 questions right I had a monster game. I’m talking a MONSTER game. And I’ve never in the history of watching the show gotten final jeopardy right. Never even been in the same zip code. Is everybody like that? Is Jeopardy the fucking hardest show ever or what? That’s why I don’t watch it more. Trebek always makes me feel like an idiot. And I feel like I’m smarter than basically all the Stoolies combined so how many questions do you guys getting right per show? 1 if you’re lucky?
You’re currently prepping for a pizza-only diet, and you consider yourself smarter than “all the Stoolies?” That’s why we love ya, fatso.
5? So the over sized lips and sloped forward are just further proof of you retardation
you couldn’t hold a candle to KingBlackDude and you hired Neil, you’re pretty stupid
You must be retarded.
PS: If I got fewer than 15 questions right on the night I’d consider myself to be functionally retarded. Just the $100/$200 alone would get you to 12, and those are all ridiculous softballs. You must be a bigger moron than I even realized.
5 is embarrassing, then again i went to a real college
You do mean 5 in one category, right? I hope that’s what you mean.
Nice Troll blog, Pres.
So if I answer 6 right then all the stoolies are smarter than you combined?
If you aren’t getting at least 12 right an episode, you must have a case of the downs. The first two in each categories are basically gimmes.
I always forget what a bunch of knuckledraggers run/inhabit this site. I really have to find a better use of my time than hanging all of your fuck-tards.
If you can’t get 5-10 questions right in the first jeopardy round alone you might be retarded
AND of course I have a typo in my dick-ish comment.
bigphilrivers = the man
and i get way more than 5, most people are smarter than elpres, he just good at putting baby dick pics online
PS how’s rene doing?
Pres, you look like a retarded Mark Zuckerberg, and Mark Zuckerberg already looks retarded himself.
Sorry forehead
I see you swept the “Penis Mightier” category.
Dave, this is the part where you realize some people have interests besides smut and pizza. You are officially full retard.
Stoolies use this site as an escape from their real jobs. This is your real job.
You spend 100 hours a week on the internet and 3 correct questions per round is a good round for you?
Yeah man, anywhere sub 10 and I think you’re technically still a primate.
5 10 who gives a shit
between first and second jeopardy you should be getting 20 questions right. And yes this is a complete troll blog. congrats you win.
I RULE during the Teen Tournament
On average, if you get less than 10 per round, you are a waste of space. Final Jeopardy’s are hard as shit though.
are we talking teen jeopardy or big people jeopardy?
Honestly? 20-25 is average. A good round would be like 35.
Hey tr1d3nt, I’ve never gotten a $100 question right in my entire life.
Where is Jeaopdary! Jesse when you need him?
But fuck me for answering this stupid shit honestly
” And I feel like I’m smarter than basically all the Stoolies combined so how many questions do you guys getting right per show? 1 if you’re lucky?” I usually don’t do this, but I’m going to. I see three mistakes in that quote alone, and it’s the quote where you’re saying you’re smart.
Double digits or you lick windows
I get more questions right during real jeopardy than I do during college jeopardy or teen tournament…real Jeopardy I probably average 20-25 per game…get final Jeopardy about 33% of the time…the other two are all about useless shit you only need in school that I forgot years ago
You should get at least 5 in the first segment alone.
If I only got 5 questions right per show I’d kill myself.
Five? Even Corky Thatcher thinks you are a retard.
Anything less than 15 on an average question night is a bad night for me. Now if we’re talking tournament of champions then I would say getting 10 of those right is pretty good. If you don’t get at least 30 when the grade schoolers are on then you are definitely retarded.
well u figure theres what? 61 questions a game? and you can only manage 5? yikes. i feel like 15-20 is about normal, a really good game happens when you get like 2-3 homerun categories and can hammer out 30+. but its kinda like golf. you gotta be playing everyday to stay on your game.
I dominate. I usually get at least half of the questions right.
What is “Who gives a shit?”
The real question is how many 1000 and 2000 dollar questions you get right. I feel if you get 5 or more you’re pretty damn smart.
one time i felt like a genius because all three got final jeopardy wrong and i got it right. (full disclosure: the answer was beavis and butthead)
You guys are fucking retarded. You need to answer it faster than anyone else and get it right. Knowing the answer after it was said doesnt count as getting it right.
I’ll take “The Rapists” for $200
yeah Pres you’re a retard. Unless the boards are overstocked with bible/broadway bullshit that I wont know and will not educate myself to know, I think I get at least an answer every 2 to 3 questions
yeah to be totally honest, if i’m really dialed in, and i get good categories, im good for about 25-35 right between the 2 rounds….my mind is a sponge, has been soaking up useless information for my entire life….
6 Double Jeopardy Categories the Pres would kill it in:
Internet made Millionaires
Bieber Time
Cockpourri
“Lord” Lambert
Famous Howitzer’s
Jews that start with the letter “Q”
On a really good day 10 , but I need Sports and Pizza Toppings to be the categories maybe porn
I hit probably around 50 percent of the questions and a little lower for final jeopardy, But i have alot of useless crap floating around in my head and will sweep a category at least once a show
You probably can’t even get 5 right during Teen Jeopardy. Unless the category is “My Wife, The Tramp.”
Not putting a Sean Connery SNL Jeopardy clip with this blog is criminal. And for the record, any less that 15 right per game is pathetic, well at least for college grads…
If I don’t get at least 20 right I feel retarded. Prob get about 1/5 final jeopardy questions though. If I didn’t get 5 right in middle school I’d be disappointed. You are clearly a high functioning retard.
never go full retard pres
“Anal Bumcover”
I’ll take “Catch The Semen” for $800.
if you can’t clear fully three quarters of the first board, you should hang yourself.
if you can’t guess one in ten times (only 10%) what the fucking final jeopardy answer will be BEFORE they get back from commercial, and before they read the question, you should hang yourself
most of you fuck knobs should probably hang yourselves.
Ill probably get like 10-13 right on a good night. I’m not that smart though
Good burn Rex, we all truly feel like shit
I get most of them right on any given night, but that is not the real test. The test is reading it fast enough and hitting the button fast enough to beat everyone else and do it with everyone watching. I was watching it one night with some friends and only missed 1 on both regular and double combined, but I don’t know that I would have beaten any of the other three with the buzzer in hand. My biggest fear would be that I would go on the show and pull a Cliff Clavin and that would be the end of it, leave with $0.00 and be embarassed forever.
Hey Quann I heard you cheat at Jeopardy. Is this true?
I get 74.8% of them right on the average. But then again, I’m an MIT grad so I have a slight advantage. True story.
This was written in the style of BostonJew.com blog. Nice. Finally there’s progress on this poorly written blog. Now if you could only rid of your tendency to say “like” like a 15-year-old high school girl, then maybe people would take your opinion more, like, seriously.
Vanna White can still get it!
“oh renee was nursing it all right” – sean connery
It’s all about Cash Cab, dummy. And I’m winning everything on that show.
Less than 10 and you should be shitting in the woods with the other plants & animals
“ill take famous titties for $1000″
5, really? I actually thought you were smart. Just because of this blog I turned Jeopardy on at 7:41, everyone knows that’s the end of the first round, and got 7 right. I think my 10 year old niece could get 5 right.
I TiVo Jeopardy everyday. I figured I get 40% of the questions (24 of 60) and final Jeopardy 50-60% of the time. But I’m pulling those numbers our of my ass. So out of curiosity I tracked what I got tonight…. 21 of 60 plus final Jeopardy. That being all said, if you can only get 5 questions a night, you should be in a state home.
I’ve ran the table before, but that’s definitely a fluke. On average about 40-45. Not bragging, as having a pile of fucking useless knowledge is only good for answering questions on jeopardy. I’d happily trade it for a real talent.