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47 Responses to Rate Kate Upton’s SI Cover

1. 
   by Sir-Smoke-Alot on February 13, 2012 at 3:00 pm

   Call me gay, but Kate would have a hard top cracking my top 1000.
2. 
   by Dino Bravo on February 13, 2012 at 3:01 pm

   ^Turbo Gay
3. 
   by achart on February 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm

   Sir-Smoke’s list and mine probably aren’t that different, other than the 980 dudes he must have on his. She’s a top 20 all day long.
4. 
   by ineverslice on February 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm

   Pic looks incredibly airbrushed. I would much rather see a real photo of her than that.
5. 
   by stro on February 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm

   I would rape Kate Upton and serve the 10 years with a smile on my face.  Worth every screaming, fighting, and crying second.
6. 
   by bruinsin2009 on February 13, 2012 at 3:04 pm

   i just came in my pants and i AM wearing them
7. 
   by pathetic on February 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm

   I’m not gonna complain too much, she’s the top dog out there now, but I’d rather not see her stretched out. It’s flattening her tits, let ‘em hang baby!
   They are real, right? Or am I easily duped?
8. 
   by phoneyhero33 on February 13, 2012 at 3:08 pm

   Where did all her pubic hair go?
9. 
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10. 
    by kentuckyfriedlackey on February 13, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    thats a woman right there!
11. 
    by StanSitwell on February 13, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    I’m with ineverslice
     
    it barely looks like a photo, is it the cartoon swimsuit issue?
12. 
    by northshoremoron on February 13, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    that bottom is getting pretty much throttled as well….  throttled….
13. 
    by DooBAH on February 13, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    How ironic…..
    the SI Swimsuit cover is leaked today, and
    today I leaked on the SI Swimsuit cover.
14. 
    by notloserville on February 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    i love comic book covers.
15. 
    by TheUglyShtick on February 13, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    SmokeSmash girls over her, any day.
16. 
    by EZBreezey2222 on February 13, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    SI hired the Kardashians photobrusher? leave this chick be in her natural big-titted, full-figure glory, i cant fucking stand when they go so overboard on the photoshopping it barely looks real, her bottom half literally looks like a painting instead of a photograph
17. 
    by Tha_Dro_Man on February 13, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    this is another overrated girl. opposite of heidi watney: the body is undeniable, that shit is fuckin ROCKIN’.  but the face just isn’t quite getting it done for me. i think i just don’t prefer blondes as a general rule. besides, i already get to look at a beautiful blond in my mirror everyday, haha. rest assured though, i’d bang it out.
18. 
    by stickydart on February 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    airbrush city
19. 
    by cantgetthestinkout on February 13, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Wow. I’d like to huff glue with this chick. But instead of filling the paper bag with glue we would fill it with several pairs of her dirty workout underwear.
20. 
    by above_the_clouds on February 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    I just dont get it. I love bigger girls.  She is not hot.  Terrible lower half of her body, average face.  She is noticed simply because she has huge bouncy tits.  She is attractive obviously, but shouldnt be a model.
     
    http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Kate-Upton-sexy-nun-three-stooges.jpg
     
    Again – not that hot.
21. 
    by missinglink22 on February 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    I have seen recent pics of her. This is the most photshopped pic of a smiwmsuit model I have ever seen. SI sucks. Let those big ole tities and beef curtains flap in the wind. Plus she is nowhere near that skinny.
22. 
    by lundowski on February 13, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    She has great child bearing hips
23. 
    by dana bibles midget penis on February 13, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Tha-Dro_Man and Sir Smoke A-Lot should get together and be gay.  Even Lobster Claw thinks you guys are fruity.
24. 
    by mcm1 on February 13, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    i heard she is dating jackson dell’abate
25. 
    by fearthedeer on February 13, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Three words. Alex. Fucking. Morgan. I’m fucking stoked for this issue probably more than any other year.
26. 
    by classless on February 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Literally barely wearing any bottoms. I don’t care if its photoshopped.
27. 
    by meatstick13 on February 13, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    this looks so fake i can’t appreciate it
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29. 
    by tonymacaroni on February 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    some of the best meat in the game
30. 
    by buzzershot18 on February 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    i’d love to disappoint her in the sack
31. 
    by tcsewell3 on February 13, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    She’s hot, but check out Maurice’s article on her last week. She is going to have to work 1000x harder on her body than any VS supermodel if she wants to stay relevant. Built like Kim Kardashian…
32. 
    by boxmuncher on February 13, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    I’m not match for her. If we fucked, I would be dead before I could cum on her tits.
33. 
    by 2chainz on February 13, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Those tits are smooshed like pancakes
     
34. 
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35. 
    by Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Leaked [Pic] on February 13, 2012 at 6:59 pm

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36. 
    by gourmetgoulet on February 13, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    Umm cum everywhere? Hate the clearly fake air brush but god I’d love to nuzzle up in those sweater puppies and Rip Van Winkle my life away
37. 
    by lobster_claw on February 14, 2012 at 12:10 am

    Mmmmmmm
38. 
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39. 
    by cjensen on February 13, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    I am more excited to see alex morgan body painted than this
40. 
    by TouchMySportsHub on February 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    I don’t really get all the buzz about her. Kind of got fat girl face and those tits look VERY sloppy
41. 
    by shadyhippie on February 13, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    At least we all finally know what Sir-Smokes-A-Lot is smoking. Cock.
42. 
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43. 
    by jbd on February 14, 2012 at 12:12 am

    Dick wrecking tits for days.  I just came in my navy blue sweatpants and I’ve never even owned navy blue sweats. Cum everywhere.  Amirite.
44. 
    by Donnie Baseball on February 14, 2012 at 12:45 am

    ummmmmm wow. love.
45. 
    by Tha_Dro_Man on February 14, 2012 at 1:36 am

    dana bibles midget penis, apparently you missed the part where i said i’d definitely still bang it out. when you’re talking about beautiful women, you have to split hairs. obviously we’d all fuck her. but this would all be boring as fuck if everyone’s comment was “damn, she’s fuckin’ hot.”  i just don’t like to overrate women, that’s all.
46. 
    by Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Speak Out About Cover Leak | Weston Chronicles on February 14, 2012 at 11:03 pm

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47. 
    by Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Speak Out About Cover Leak « Butterflies and Bows on February 23, 2012 at 5:31 am

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