Reader Email – How Much Would Somebody Have To Pay You To Lick Their Deformed Double Toe?
Call me old fashioned but if you don’t know my name I will not lick your deformed double toe. Just got too much pride. Like maybe I’ll lick a normal toe, but a double toe? No chance. I don’t care how many beers you give me. Not going to do it. Learn my name first bitch.
Anyway vote for how much somebody would have to pay you to lick a deformed double toe. Vote 1 for 3 beers sounds about right and vote 10 for 1,000 bucks or more
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Sorry the only thing I noticed was the Keystone Ice. Reason being I had several flashbacks and just puked my lunch into my recycling bin. Off to exchange it with someone who is not in today.
Nothing worse than having to take dumps all day that burn the asshole, and stuck in work
If you’re Rex Ryan the question is “how much would you pay to lick the deformed double-toe?”
Can’t believe I’m saying this but is Jerry gonna have another blog today.. F blog
Forget the toe, what the hell is wrong with that kid’s leg? He got a rash or something?
And to lick a toe? I’d do it for like $5. What’s the big deal?
Rex Ryan would do it for free then suggest that all involved parties go and get a snack.
Extra digits means Mom & Dad may be Bro & Sis.
id eat shit off these chicks http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/05/fme-ftl.html
I hope both of them are 21 for the kid with the fucked up toe’s sake. I take it Toey whose giving the beers is on the football team, and with Barstool blowing it up, the video surely will get to “Coach Morgan”.