Reader Email – Will Jenny Dell’s Fake Tits Implode If She Takes A Picture With A Viva La Stool Sign?
Reader Email –
El Pres, Went to the sox game tonight to see Youk. They lost but after we went down front to try and get a picture with Jenny. She read my sign and said “no way, I wont”. Then we waited for her to be and the back round and got a couple ok pics and then one perfect one where she saw me and yelled to stop. Her camera guy tried to take my sign and I replied that he couldn’t that he wasnt a security gaurd. Had a half a dozen random stoolies cheering me on,
Enjoy.
Jenny Dell needs to fucking chill out with this Viva La Stool communism bullshit. Like what does she care if somebody takes a picture with her while holding the sign? Pete Gas didn’t care. Dustin Pedroia didn’t care. Taylor Swift didn’t care. Adam Sandler didn’t care. The list goes on and on. So why does Jenny Dell care? I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to her. It’s flat out ungrateful for her to be such a hardass about it. Like you’re really yelling at a kid 20 yards away? Come on Jenny. You’re better than this.
Bottom line is I treat Jenny Dell with kid gloves. I mean did I blog about her sister last night? Nope. That’s what she doesn’t get. All these years she’s been living under the protection of people who care about her, and those same people are protecting her now, including me. So, she keeps going ahead with this, if she opens that door, she’s walking through it alone, and all that loyalty, and all that trust will no longer exist for her. And Jenny, you won’t make it. Not on your own, not with those fake boobs.
Finish her Pres. This will not stand!
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/dis%20gon%20be%20good/grand/this_gon_b_gud_gif.gif
Marchand: best “Viva” ever.
Told you she was a CUNTBAG.
Watney, all day.
You’re a scumbag david. Get it in your head
wow. starting not to like her
hahaha, love it, even if it’s exactly these type of posts that lead to blackout shows getting cancelled.
Ultra cunt move on her part, she will regret not ignoring the signs like a true sports reporter.
Watney 1 Dell 0
She didn’t want to get her picture taken with a Viva La Stool sign because she is a well respected and highly thought of journalist with only the highest of moral and ethical standards. Ahh fuck it who am I kidding she’s stuck up cunt
maybe because you are legit the sleaziest creep with your twitter messages and posts about her…and youre like 35 which makes it even more pathetic and off putting
It’s only going to make it worse, Jenny…
NESN owns her ass. Whoever her boss is at NESN, He (I say he, because no woman can shit right)….. He doesn’t want their fake titty princess darling to be the poster girl for this website.
Bitch just protecting her paycheck. Respect it.
What happened with her sister? Does she look like a dude too?
what about her sister?
See, that’s what happens when you publicly cyber stalk someone. Although I get the feeling that Hazel Mae would have loved this.
Harry Johnson: Hazel Mae would have given this kid a happy ending
loling so hard right now at this. It’d be tough for her to back off it now, the precedent has been set, lines have been drawn. If she ever does take a picture with a Viva La Stool sign, it’ll be seen as submission. But at the same time, the more she resists, the worse it’ll get. I also agree with “corylidleflymehome”.
Watney>Mae>tina>Dell
she screwed herself ova, shouldve pretended not to notice now its gonna happen more ona whole notha level.
She should probably get over herself and realize she is nothing more than a set of tits with a microphone.
Incase anyone wants the 411 on Jenny’s sister. My old roommate who works for NESN informed me that she was caught fucking Will Middlebrooks in one of the clubhouse offices. 100% True story.
Bad move Dell. ya dead to me. Unfollowed on twitter.How dare you shun the Empire.
Hazel Mae will always be #1 in my heart.
Oh man, I don’t know why but this crushes me. The only thing I can think of is that she’s petrified that she’ll get canned if she gets too cozy with the Stool but shouting at a kid just taking a photo is ridiculous. Come on Dell, don’t rep UMass like that.
More like Jenny Dull.
High 5!
A+
Fuck Jenny Dell.
@josephpmama: Good point, that’s pretty much what all female reporters are now.
rexisfat, was there ass play involved?
Jenny Dell’s sister: http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n575/Nomar813/dells-1.jpg
We need some stories of guys who ravaged her at the Zoo or something, I know you guys are out there.
MTJ, yes. She’s Jewish but practices Greek.
@rexisfat who said: “Incase anyone wants the 411 on Jenny’s sister. My old roommate who works for NESN informed me that she was caught fucking Will Middlebrooks in one of the clubhouse offices. 100% True story.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07c07pNLqig#t=30s
Doesn’t she know that Portnoy is the worst psycho ex-boyfriend/stalker she could possibly imagine? He won’t be ignored, Jenny. He WON’T be ignored. Do you have any idea how many Jenny Dell pics he receives from Stoolies after every game? Portnoy has been watching you…studying…judging. Think carefully about your next move, sweetheart. Dissapointing Portnoy would be a very big mistake.
I’ll say it again: “I can see Russia from my house!”
She does not realize yet that there are ZERO females who know who she is. She is still under the assumption that she was given her job because of her academic achievements. The sooner she realizes this the better for her career. If she doesn’t then we’ll see her reporting on that water skiing squirrel on Lake Winnipesaukee. She will kneel. If she doesn’t bring on the next side piece…I’ll be done with her.
I told ya’ll a long time ago that Jenny was a fuckin cunt. Would love to see Prez bash this bitch from now on. Humble yourself Jennifer.
Even Gronk knows better than to sully his brand by associating with a Viva La Stool sign…That says a LOT about how your brand is viewed. Even those a few degrees outside of the mainstream turn it down. Baby dix, rape jokes, etc may make some laugh from behind a computer screen but you don’t want to be publicly paired with the shenanigans. Like the funny homeless dude you walk by at the T…funny as shit, and you will laugh and maybe even acknowledge his existence with a head nod BUT… but… you ain’t inviting him to a bbq anytime soon…like never.
They’re all gonna laugh at you. David. David.
She reminds me of Janice Soprano.
She reminds me of Janice Soprano.
at least we know she’s checking the site and reading all this shit because otherwise why would she even fucking care?
hey macfundedn – Gronk wore the “Yo Soy Fiesta” shirt.
Yeah he didnt say “viva la stool” but probably because its fucken gay to say.
C’mon guys clearly a gag order sent down by her employers – the one eyed bandit and the effeminate one themselves. Probably have a clause in her contract and shit. Might even have to return the fake boobs if she acknowledges the stool. Look to the real enemy
It would be interesting to see how many twitter followers she would lose in one day if the order was given…How many of her followers are stoolies???
Not a good look Dell. On the other hand this kid getting the pics with her all mad and pointing in the background is priceless. Send this Stoolie a shirt or something David.
Moving on to other business – the dick-sucker comments of the blog go to rod_beck, with runner up being macfunden. I hate cock suckers like u with no contribution at all. All you do is bash Portnoy and the stool. Why do you even come here? No job, no life, mad at the world? Fuck off.
She’s a fucking bore. Thrash her, Portnoy.
@kobe- Have a profession, have a great life, probably the happiest most satisfied dude you will ever read comments from. That being said I am willing to contribute a tablespoon of ball snot to your mothers gullet on Friday night. Would include your gf or wife but we both know you have neither and pussy to you is a cartoon cat who hangs out with a lil yellow bird.
I bet she’s just pissed because she thinks she deserves some kind of payout. Throw the bitch some dough and she’ll probably sit on a stool squeezing together those fake fun bags and fingering herself for the camera.
@macfunden – you know who capitalizes words throughout their posts?
FAGGOTS
Here comes the story of Jenny Dell’s titties…..oh those big titties….oh those big titties
If your opinion of jenny dell has changed because el pres told you too not like her because she wouldn’t take a picture with some rapist looking high school kid holding a sign promoting his favorite website
@K – look at you wanting some attention too. So damn cute
You’re pathetic. End of story
Nah I already replied of you being wrong about Gronk. Try and keep UP.
Jenny doesnt promote the stool because the stool was the first to report she got hired as the replacement for heidi. She hadnt even informed espn yet. So im sure she was in hot water at both places, with the one eyed bandit worried that he couldnt trust her. There for she doesnt like David.
@…… havent heard from you in a long time
And you were ignored so you threw a non sequiter in… gargle my balls some more BRO!!!
she does have great tits.
Accept the stool, love the stool, be the stool, embrace the stool. It will be so much easier Jenny if you just get on board, please don’t fight it only makes us want you more….
she has an amazing rack and would be perfect for that cleavage challenge thing
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
Good for her. Who the fuck do you think you are Portnoy? Your a sleazing little man who peddles pseudo porn with a sprinkle of sports. I wouldn’t want to be photographed with you or any of your lame slogans either. Good for her calling you out. Stick to apologizing for posting child porn. Your better at that.
but macfunden, you were wrong about Gronk. And you are gay.
Not a good look buddy.
She was KILLING that dress last night. Had to whip it out everytime I saw her….which isn’t a bad thing except I was at the game last night.
How ironic that you throw in something like non sequitur and then spell it incorrectly.
-5 for trying to act smart on a smut site message board.
You CUNT. I win.
Who will give a barstool shoutout 1st dell or gronk?
Jenny Dell has no idea how powerful this site is. Someone at NESN is in her ear about all of this and shes listening. Bad move.
Macfunden the kind of people say gf instead of girlfriend get stuffed on a nightly basis
pageviews- the stoolies have spoken! stop sucking dell’s tits and unleash hell on her
This bitch sucks. Horse face with nice tits. Tits are probably fake too, just like her fucking personality.
oh I get it – he is saying pussy (vagina) is a pussy cat. So funny.
3pink2stink,
No, “you’re” better than that.
You put kid gloves on with Dell so there’s no fingerprints on her when you tie her up and put her in the trunk of your sweet ass Saab
Fuck it.
This is a whole new angle on the Viva photo game. Make it happen, stool nation
Maybe it was the Youk shit she didn’t want her picture taken with. He does play for the opposing team now and he hit a homerun against the team that employs her last night.
@Rexisfat: If she’s Jewish, it definitely explains why El Pres is so obsessed with her.
Thanks Rex!
just unfollwed her on twitter. that should hit her where it hurts
jenny making you work for it!