Reader Email – Does This Treadmill Workout Get This St. Michael’s Kid Laid?
Reader Email
Saw this guy running on the treadmill for ten minutes carrying this weighted barbell. This is typical Saint Michael’s College weight room actions. Does this get this guy laid?
Love,
Huge Stoolie!
Ronny DiMasi
Viva La Stool!
First of all nothing from St. Michael’s College could ever surprise me. Not after seeing intern Musky in action who was from there. By far one of the weirdest birds ever to walk through Barstool HQ’s. I mean the kid stabbed my air conditioner with a scissors for god sakes. Anyway back to the question. Does this move get this kid laid? I’m going to have to say no. I mean look at his form. He looks like he is struggling big time with this shit. Like there is no way this isn’t causing some major damage to his internal organs. Just not impressive looking in the least. Rule #1 of being a hardo. Look good doing it.
girl in the red shorts – probably couldn’t get it
why do you continualy say “a scissors” thats wrong right???
Nobody at SMC gets laid
Now would be the time to throw a fucking shotput at this guys plums.
that’s the weirdest looking barbell I’ve ever seen…
Chick in the red needs to do herself a favor and keep running.
Next blog: 10 Hardo Rules by El Prez
exercising at st mikes does not get you laid, dungeons and dragons however; does
It’s just scissors
Your dad is the reason nobody gets laid at SMC
Your dad is the reason nobody gets laid at SMC
There isn’t a treadmill in the world to help poor red shorts. You can’t run off “man body”
i want to know who told this kid to do that.
@imtough It’s a tricep/bicept bar, they’re most likely not used in your Jazzercize or Gymboroo class
The only thing that get you laid at st mikes is a sick stash of keef oh and a season pass to okemo
It has to be from Sweet Lou’s son. Best Sweet Lou line “there are no bad kids at St. Mike’s, just bad decision making”
According to US News, SMC is ranked the 90th best liberal arts college, has a 78% acceptance rate, yet tuition is $37,000? Retarded, upper middle class kids with autism must be a dime a dozen…
Just trainning for the Wife Carrying Championships up at Sunday River…hopeing that someday he will have a wife.
awful. i’m sure his back x-rays will look like a steel scaffold by 40 if he keeps this hardo shit up.
i had forgotten about Intern Musky, that was a wierd time for the stool.
By the way, you still giving that Intern Nicole “free tickets”…if you know what I mean?
Damn red shorts is getting crucified. I’d still throw it in.
This may make me sound like a hardo myself, but nothing makes me laugh more than seeing shit like this or some dipshit strapping a weight to himself and doing 8 half pull ups. You’re not impressing anyone. How about you use correct form and just do 15 regular ones with your own body weight if you even can, it’s a better work out. And instead of busting out 20 tricep dips as fast as possible, slow down and do 15, again a better work out. If saying this makes me a hardo so be it.
I bet red shorts has daddy issues
“Good kid at 2 in the afternoon, 2am Don’t want to know you” Lou DiMasi Pride of Somerville
i think that kid’s goin for the hunchback el pres look this summer
You know how I know you’re gay Ronnie?
“Love,
Huge Stoolie!
Ronny DiMasi
Viva La Stool! ”
That’s how.
Fucking Loser!
@Evil One – what’s a bicept? dinkleberry…
Hey, It’s red shorts here. I may not have a perfect body, but I’m a lower middle class student with a 4.0 gpa and a $27,000 scholarship to saint mikes. I don’t really appreciate being called a rich autistic man chick. But what you guys think really doesn’t matter, because in 20 years you will all still be living with your mother, and the highlight of your lives will be watching the patriots blow it every year. But hey, I hope making fun of girls you don’t know makes you feel better about your shitty existence.
Pres, I just clicked on the link for one of those horrible t-shirts you sell. Not to buy one but rather to see what kind of “store” you had going on. Anyways, you must be the only internet mogul in the world who doesn’t charge extra for XXL, XXXL. Are you shitting me? You’re gonna charge some tiny puke the same $24 for a small that you charge a fat bastard for a triple XL? What’s wrong with you?
one last comment on red shorts. any girl that works out in semi baggy shorts and a guy’s t-shirt has got to be a total house. you just don’t make that clothing selection if you’ve got anything decent going on.
PS – I’ve totally dominated the comment section of this blog. You’re welcome.
Renee looks good in those red shorts
@jackie.o4816 lighten up and get used to it. Maybe they aren’t teaching you that at St Miguel’s and this lesson is free just like the education you are getting. Match your wits, skills, and thick skin together and you won’t just be a baby factory.
I bet Red Shorts major is Psychology.
@jackie you’re still fat and enjoy the student loans and finding a job with that dumb ass major 300,000 other people will get this year
I’m actually pre-med but good guess
HAHA @jackie, do you!…just…do it somewhere else.
deuche move
douche*
What the fuck is a pre-med chick with a 4.0 gpa doing reading the stool
clearly a classy broad. Also speaking of hardos, I like how this is ol’ Lou “40 Gs Down the Toliet” Demasi’s mongoloid son.
Wow, Ronni you are STILL the man. Keep slamming that retarded midget Brady’s bunghole post-grad?