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El pres,

A buddy of mine went to high school with this dude (the guy who made the machine not the idiot who used it) and I have to ask you…does being able to give a guy a buzz cut in under 20 seconds get this guy laid…my immediate reaction was, this shit only works in movies like “Starship Troopers” but i was actually kind of impressed when it worked. In fact, if i was a chick i would be getting a little wet right now…

Ned


I’m not going to lie.   I’m kind of impressed with this.    And this is coming from a guy who has cut his own hair for the past decade and is an expert in the home haircut field.   Like I’d kill for a helmet that I could wear and would cut my hair in 20 seconds and I’d still come out looking as awesome as I do when I cut it.   But here is the problem with this invention.   I don’t care if it’s worked 1 million times straight.   At some point it’s going to be malfunction and somebody is going to be stuck with a helmet that is grinding razor blades into their skull.   And don’t even think of trying to take the helmet off when that happens either.   Nope shit is going to attach itself to your brain and slowly bleed you to death. That’s not a guess.  That’s science talking.   Like I’ve seen enough movies to know whenever you push technology too far somebody dies and that’s exactly what’s going to happen here at some point.


PS –  I’m basically blogging with one wing right now on some mini ass computer.   I can’t get adjusted.   I can’t get a feel for what’s funny or whether I’m making any sense or what.   Every since I spilled that coffee  I’ve been behind the chains all day long and can’t fix it.   I need this week to be over ASAP so I can regroup.