I was just wondering, do you think this will help the Sox break this losing streak?
Umm Yes. Call me.
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Lose the shirt. Just overdoin’ it at that point.
ehhhh….don’t get too confident kid
i think it moved
Looks like a dime.
cue the fucking forum morons who have anything bad to see about certified smokes.
Next Singled Out host?
so if the sox win today we just need another picture for each of the 149 games left
screw wally, get her out there dancing on the dugouts
Seems to be working. Beckett is fantastic through 7. You need to post one of these before every game the rest of the season.
Alex > SJU
I’d bury my face in that until it was empty of all contents.
Looks like we found the slump-buster for the Boston Red Sox here…
I’d like to tongue punch her dugout.
prezzy shoulda had this chick host your little event, mighta had a better turnout…
I’m on my way!
The Saux don’t need any help. The Duckboats have already been cued. There isn’t even a need to play anymore games. Title Town Baby!
shayne from bu?
The face has to be hot….right?
im in love
I’d eat her corn.
we need more of this girl before tomorrows game minus the top, Stat!!
So why is Heidi Watney still interviewing Varitek after games? That must be pretty damn awkward.
what up with all the clothes?
oh my fucking word i almost just came
just got the same feeling i used to get climbing the ropes in gym class
I would drink a gallon of her period blood
Ill make that ass talk the most fantastic of languages
I’d take her out and show her a good time. Yeah!
ok shes thin the ass is Pretty good not great cant tell if she has any tits and to top it off her face might be horrible. but i guess we can just wonder and still call her “Hot” “Smokeshow”
Well if no one else is going to say it, would have been a smoke if she wasnt that dark
Racist but there it is, its true
forestfire and beerholder are fucking retards
I wouldn’t come up for air.
Dudebro im a realist theres nothin special about this girl theres a ton of them in all the colleges in mass. theres tons of 20 year old girls that just wake up and have decent bodies. this girl is not that hot seriously. ass is decent like i said before. now let me see her face to and we can see how hot she really is.
would do filthy, unspeakable acts to that ass. granted that the face is good, can we please get her as a SSOTD or Wake Up? would be greatly appreciated. dudebro hit it on the head, forestfire and beerholder are gay lovers. how in the hell is she too dark? it’s what we call a tan. not even orange either. and if you think she’s too thin, then clearly you’re into fatties. body is a dime. i bet her vag tastes like fresh apricots.
I know right? Too dark?? Who are you Beerholder, fuckin James Earl Ray? WTF?
I’m absolutely mesmerized by this woman. Please send more, Alex.
you guys are crazy… introducing alex, one of the most promiscuous girls at boston college. nbd. 8.
Forestfire, you don’t have to explain your reasoning. So what if you’re gay?
no, forestfire, it’s more just the fact that you typed up a stupid little explanation as to why you’re a homo. shut the fuck up bro.
She’s from BC? Gross…
“I hope she has the 2 little dimples on the small of her back also!!!”
If i stare long enough will she take her underwear off?
No one got that? By too dark I meant shes black, personal thing but i wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole
LMAO crazy lexie, one of the most promiscuous girls at bc, huh? she was THE most promiscuous girl at willy, step it up lexxx.
as for the initial question of whether or not this would end the streak?
I love you.
BeerHolder, we got it. You’re a moron. Get it?
Are we sure that Alex is actually her name? Couldn’t Alex be some guy who yanked her picture off the internet? I suppose it doesn’t really matter… her name could be Ralph and I would still do unspeakable things to her.
Guaranteed forestfire sits at home on weekends and cries him/herself to sleep every night because he/she sucks so bad at the game of life. Please stop commenting.
beerholder you are the worst kind of racist. a racist that doesn’t even understand what race you dislike. how in any way is this girl black? you know zero about the african-american race. hence, why you are a bigot.
hey paper which color is her skin closest to?
what about the trash bin behind the dugout?
Ha Ha! Call me Oscar The Grouch, cause it be neck deep in that trash bin!
hey beerholder, youre a fucking idiot, this chick is tan.
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guarenteed forestfire and beerholder have never talked to a girl this hot, even if she has a horseface
i suck a poop atta there
you are so gay
My name is Gerald Lambeau. The guy who you told to go fuck himself.
well what the fuck do you want?
You’re angry at me for doing what you could have done; but ask yourself, Sean. Ask yourself if you want Will to feel that way, if you want him to feel like a failure.
HAHAHAHA I know this girl from boarding school! Alex aka lexie. She’s kind of a psycho, hated everyone. Goes to BC now, works at a tanning salon, brownest caucasian girl I have ever seen.
She sleeps with absolutely everyone/anyone, she’s a transfer, slept with so many athletes at her old college her parents found out and pulled her out of school. Must have figured she’d be safer at weak sauce BC.
Somebody needs attention
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Yeah, somebody needs attention alright – my DICK!
lol alexandra neilson from boston college. babson athletics passed that around, freaking lunatic
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