Reader Email – My Buddy Passed Out At His Wedding And Got Married While Laying On the Ground
Reader Email
So my buddy got married this weekend. Mid ceremony he started swaying and then fainted. They then continued the ceremony with him laying on the ground.
Listen I’ve seen better wedding pass out videos before. Ones where people just go crashing to the ground and shit. But I have NEVER seen anything like this quite like this in my life. I mean even though this reader email said that his buddy passed out and they continued with the ceremony while he was laying on the ground I still really didn’t believe that could be possible. But guess what? That’s exactly what happened here. This guy got married while taking a nap on the floor. It’s unbelievable. There is no other way to describe it. This chick is relentless. This guy literally tried to pass his way out of getting married and it still didn’t work.. And by the way If I pulled this shit on the first lady at our wedding she would have ripped my balls off. Getting married on the floor was not an option.
PS – Is there a chance this is the most brilliant bro in the world? Like how could anybody say this is a valid marriage? Guy was passed out cold during the vows. It’s a prenup on top of a prenup on top of a prenup.
My guess is that he passed out from sheer terror that one of those wildebeest bridesmaids was going to devour him. Smart move to play dead.
I think he saw those fat fuck Bridesmaids and thats what made him pass out.
Automatic annulment built-in for future use FTW
i was more impressed with how they got red dresses on all that cattle
nothing against chubby chicks with major back fat, but honey, buy a dress that doesn’t make you look like a stuffed sausage. If he ever wants an annulment, this video will get it for him.
Prob is that the ceremony was about 10 minutes too long. You gotta streamline that shit. The only one who cares about that part of the wedding is the bride anyway. Everyone else just stares at their watch or phone and think about how soon it is till cocktail hour with an open bar
This bro will have this little incident held over his head for the rest of his life. Just divorce her now dude and go mail-order next time.
This raises an interesting question…If you’re a man and you faint are you still allowed to wear pants or do you move straight to wearing skirts? Then dresses? Or is there a grace period where you’re still allowed to wear pants until your wardrobe is updated? Not judging, just wondering if I should keep a skirt handy in case I ever marry a Puerto Rican chupacabra like this guy did.
Love to see the divorce lawyer’s face when the groom tells him the circumstances of the marriage.
classic fat bride move right there – have an even fatter maid of honor and stuff her in a dress that adds 15 pounds to her already fat ass, so you look relatively skinny. A+ for execution.
Way too fucking long I could only watch 2 minutes. The only decent thing on that video is the blonde babe that looks like a stripper sitting on the right next to the old black dude(1:30 mark). I’d like to baptize her with my jizz.
Rookie move locking his knees. Rookie movie marrying a fatty too. You know she’s only going to get bigger right?
I think the fiance just loosing enough weight to look thin next to her heffer friends and squeeze into her dress looking like a little too much sausage for the casing pushed this guy over the edge. That was the right reaction. ”She’s fat now and it’s all down hill from here.” FML
Chick in the pink has some back tittie!
Dude was looking at the future ol’ lady and seeing the “automatic magic 20lbs” in the first six months, only goes downhill from there.