Reader Email – Sorry About Michigan Prez….Here Are My Titties
Reader Email
Dear Prez
Sorry about Michigan tonight. Tough beat. Thought you had it. Anyway you’ve done so much for me building my brand that I figured I’d send you my titties to cheer you up. Keep your head up and remember it could be worse. You could be Penn State.
Paulina
Thanks babe. Makes me feel a little better.
Renee has blossomed in her old age huh
I’d gargle Wayne Gretzky’s balls to fuck this big titty bitch.
Is that a mole on her tit or is the camera just that shitty?
Nice e-mail tubby, Paul Ryan just called you a lier.
So does this confirm that Portnose and Feetelberg create a lot (if not all) of their reader emails? Like the girl who tried to give tips on how to get more bj’s? Or the one about keep checking out other girls? Has to be right?
Your such a fucking lying jew
I hope the SEC taught you a lesson
Are you ever right with ur “mortal locks?” Tonight was the biggest joke of them all. You’re right, if i want to get rich, I should follow you on twitter by just placing a bet on the team you bet against cause ur wrong 75% of the time.
@swaggah33 el pres is lying?!?! get the fuck out of here, this email is obviously 100% real because Pauline Gretzky cares so much about michigan football and the stool. You fucking retard.
Michigan is a joke.
I’m not sure even the great one’s daughter sloshing on your tiny Jewish penis could make up for that beat down. 30 pts? Chick better do anal
aw Prez is just mad that Michigan State has been the best team in Michigan the past 5 years
Denard Robinson couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn tonight, joke of a QB
Could be worse, Pres. You could be Floyd Mayweather- who is out almost 3 million bucks by betting on Michigan to cover the spread.
odds are it was a legit email, only from Superfat. not Paulina
Roll Tide! Thats all that needs to be said. You may be better off picking Pro games.
O this is a real email alright. I should know, she copied me on it. Roll Tide bitch.
Did you send her back a picture of your titties? Or did you not want to make her feel inadequate?
p.s. A+ job with the “Black Out and Party On” shirts. most original one yet!
@ficken…all it confirms is that you’re a moron. i don’t think he really expected people to believe that paulina gretzky emailed him.
mctrippy, no shit. I’m wondering if all his other “reader emails” are fake too though?
Yeah best thing is Floyd losing all that cash on one game. Guy could get hit by a bus and it still wouldn’t be good enough for that scumbag.
@darklighter – You mad brah?
Update:Kevin Iole of Yahoo! Sports, a source we consider far more reliable than a guy with “incarcerated” in his Twitter handle, says the original report isn’t true.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2012/08/aa/1#.UEOImZaZpbp
people wouldnt even notice that enormous jw beak on you with these tits around pres! find her
Prezzy..ur too much of a Boss for those titties!
That school from up north is such a joke. ranting and raving, going on and on about “being back.” News flash. You had the luckiest, easiest season in the history of sports last year. You aren’t good. At all.