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Reader Email #1

Attached here is a photo that would aggravate any guy who enjoys his Internet porn and masturbates to it on a regular basis. I got to Framingham State University, about 20 minutes out of Boston. Apparently any students who live on campus have been blocked and restricted to visit porn websites. Students rely on the university’s wifi system, FSU wifi, and anyone that is connected to that server gets the message shown in the photo. This doesn’t just go for youjizz, but for pornhub, xnxx, Brazzers, and all other popular used websites. Who the fuck gets the right to do this? Perhaps a story on the media somehow, hopefully through barstoolsports, can put this University on blast. This country continues to become more and more soft, and in our case, literally soft!

Reader Email #2

So it’s the time for my afternoon nap and my roommate has gone to class for the day so this usually adds up to my ‘me’ time. As I’m getting myself situated I try to go on youjizz and it’s blocked. I mean what the hell, right? You’re blocking my right to watch porn? Where does it say in the amendments that a student doesn’t have the right to watch porn when he truly feels it’s necessary. I’m baffled.

What do I do? Watch it on my phone? Cause that’s ludicrous. Do I transfer schools or is that too drastic?

VIVA

 

We probably got 50 emails yesterday from Framingham State Students. All of them essentially saying the same thing. That their constitutional rights have been been violated by the school because they suddenly blocked porn. And guess what? I agree. Like sure it’s easy to make fun of how outraged everybody is, but it’s not funny if it’s happening to you. I mean Internet porn is pretty much like water, electricity and air at this point. You need it to live. Like you can’t just have free porn for basically your entire life and then suddenly have it ripped away from you. There are going to be withdrawals. Real physical pain. And more importantly who died and make Framingham State the gatekeeper of porn to begin with? Who are they to say who can watch youjizz and who can’t?  College kids can go to war but they can’t jerk off? Get out of my face with that shit. I just hope every high school bro in the world reads this blog. Because if they do Framingham State is well on their way to becoming an all girls school. Nobody worth their salt would go to a place where you know they willingly block porn. Nobody.