Reader Email – Who Does This Foreign Kid At Northeastern Think He is Eating Pizza With Chopsticks?
Reader Email
Pres,
Who does this foreign kid think he is eating a piece of pizza with chopsticks in the Northeastern dining hall?
I’m going to be real honest here. I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit. Like you don’t just eat pizza with chopsticks haphazardly. There has to be agenda behind it. Some sort of grand political statement. Like China thinks they are better than us or something. That they don’t have to play by the rules. They’ll have fake apple stores and eat pizza with chopsticks and there is nothing we can do about it. It’s an affront to the American way. It’s flouting society’s conventions. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous is what is. Maybe Mitt Romney is right. China is to blame for all our problems in the universe?
I think you blogged this 2 years ago. Clean it up Portnoy.
he’s asian
Nice Jackie Childs reference
this guy definitely pre-ordered medal of honor warfighter…..do the same folks.
This seems like a hardo move, except I’m still not clear on what constitutes a hardo. At the least, big douchebag points for this guy.
very progressive of n.eastern, serving beer in the dining hall.
Also, Logjammin, your comment made me laugh as did your username. Outstanding Lebowski reference.
nice troll job at the end there. a better question is why did the asian kids always seem like they hate fun at college? like you never see them out at bars or parties drinking away their parents tuition money. only ever saw them at the library or getting in the way at the dining hall because they have terrible spatial awareness.
Like burning the American flag right in our eye ball.
Here’s the other asian kid.. (possibly the same can’t tell)
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/this-asian-kid-dont-give-a-fuck/
@pimpbot, wow someone finally got that reference. well done sir.
@hardwhite brav-fucking-o on the asians lack of spatial awareness. Not only are they the worst fucking drivers on the planet right up there with women. But they have absolutely ZERO fucking idea how to walk around in day to day life. Constantly in the way, standing around, walking right at you and stepping to which ever side you do to avoid them. Have to be the worst all around people on the planet.
holy sh*t! was this pic taken on a iphone 12?!! amazing picture quality.
@randyrandall @nutella No, that one is from the University of Minnesota.
Stetson East dining hall makes a damn good stir fry
I eat sushi with my hands. So take that, asshole.
reminds me of George from Seinfeld eating a Snickers with a knife and fork.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtZMOi2AtI
You should see this guy eat custard pie with those sticks… even this genius has seen a fork.
Ah yet another thing the inscrutable little slant eyed devils do that is f-ed up.
We will not pander to the Chinese!
I will never understand Asians. They are the most technologically minded countries in the world, but they refuse to use a fork and knife. Do they not use lighters or pens either?
@hardwhite: A plus, sir.
He’s using the wong utensil
There are two groups of people who are destroying the world. Conservatives and chinese. This picture proves the latter and the elitist flip flopping magic underwear planet kolob job outsourcing prick running as a republican is the other.
Anyone who goes to a school with a lot of international students knows this is pretty common. I have seen Chinese people eating chicken nuggets and strips with chopsticks, hamburgers, fries, quesadillas, breakfast sandwiches, salad, you name it. On the flip side I have seen other cultures eating shit like spaghetti with their hands. Its a weird fucking world outside of North America.
How the fuck does this kid not realize somebody pointing a phone at him and making a camera noise is taking a picture of him?
@hardwhite, never heard the spatial awareness stereotype, but if you made that up and brought it to the world’s attention you deserve some type of medal of bigotry, maybe presented by mel gibson. no shit, had to dodge 3 of those fuckers just moseying around in the mall today.
Better stand your ground in a long line, Asians have no problem cutting you and pretending like they don’t understand you when you call them out. Or maybe I just don’t understand them. Pok fry rye….
As a jew who is required to worship Seinfeld, you should be loving this, pres.