Reader Email – Will My Boyfriend Care That I Have A Guy Roomate?
Reader Email
Dear Prez and Stool community,
I’m a girl that needs bro advice…. This kid I just started seeing reads the stool, so what best than to get advice from his peers. I just put a deposit on a new condo knowing that my best friend Chelsea is going to be my roomy. Last minute, her boyfriend gets an internship cross country and she decides to follow him, typical chick move. Well, I have a plethora of guy friends that want to live in my condo… and the first one that had money to put down I let move in.
I don’t know what to do/tell him. Should girls be living with guy roommates? Is it the instant guy assumption that girls will fuck the roommate the moment she gets drunk?
Sincerely,
Girl stoolie
Listen I could pretend to be Hoss Goldstein here and sugar coat this for you but I won’t. Simple answer. No guy worth his salt would date a girl living who lives with a dude. At first I was going to say maybe if the dude was wicked ugly than I’d be cool with it, but even then I don’t think it would. Because it’s not an assumption that you will get drunk and fuck this guy it’s a fact. Instead of chomping on pizza late night coming home from the bars you’ll just be chomping on some cock. It’s flat out inevitable. Anybody who says otherwise is lying. Chicks living with dudes is just unnatural. That’s all there is too it.
any dude with a chick roommate who isn’t getting it in, is a complete gayball.
flat out agree 110% with pres. there’s no way in hell i’d be played like that. whether you fuck him or not is besides the point.
wow elpres, i mean holy shit, you said it how i would have said it, and sweety, you’re going to be eating a lot of late night semen sandwiches hun, no way you dont fuck your roommate or at least give him a bj/handy at least once
most accurate thing ever written on this site. pres nailed it 100%
any dude with a chick roommate who isn’t getting it in, is a complete gayball…or is married
Sorry GS, since the beginning of time women have used cock to pay the rent, see ; Kennedy, Jackie – George, Boy – Lambert, Lord – Lady, First
Instead of chomping on pizza late night coming home from the bars you’ll just be chomping on some cock………………………………….thats just straight up hysterical
I don’t fully agree, because girls don’t go that outside of their standards, if this guy friend roommate is a total mook friendzoner who is 5’1” and loves watching lord of the rings all night, her boyfriend shouldn’t be and wont be intimidated or have a problem with it. If he doesnt fit any of that description, you’ll fuck him, or at least snuggle on the couch with him and end up with a finger tickling your gash over the yoga pants halfway into reruns of the Bachelor
id fuck the shit out of the first lady jus sayin
Not sure I completely agree. If the guy is balding, fat and has a ton of back hair, then it’s safe. Probably.
And amen to liversock.
the fact that you read the stool and still had to ask this question only reveals what we already know: girls are stupid
I would chomp on cock then order a pizza!
Good point about not even if the dude is gross, it just means he’ll be trying that much harder to fuck the chick.
You’re a bunch of insecure fucks. Not that big a deal hunny, just try not to shag him and your boyfriend should be cool with it. Unless of course you shag him, than your boyfriend will probably get pissed.
I lived with a chick for two years, who had a boyfriend, best fuckin wingman I’ve ever had. Went out of her way to hook me up with friends, cooked pretty good food And cleaned the bathroom after my sunday hangover shits. Find a buddy who will do those things for you and you’re living with a guy trying to fuck you.
yes jimbo couldnt have put it any better, no guy will care unless you bone him, and if thats the case your a whore and call me
Any chick who has “a plethora of guy friends” sounds like a nightmare. If the soon to be cheated on boyfriend is reading this get the fuck out of dodge.
What about if the roommate is actually 100% gay? Then who the fuck cares? You can do what you want while they sit around making cosmos and watching Project Runway. But unless thats the situation here sorry GS his instant assumption is that your going to be fucking the roommate at some point. We cant even trust you with male friends as neighbors. Theres no way he should be cool with a male friend as your roommate
Sweetheart – your not even asking a question here. You know what’s going to happen. I know what’s going to happen. Your just trying to validate that this a natural progression. Your roommate will be balls deep by the third week.
I have a guy roomate and we end up banging once a week or so… whenever either of us comes home drunk we stumble into the “wrong room.” It just happens. Doesnt mean anything though besides neither of us could get laid elsewhere that night, so really your boyfriend shouldnt be THAT mad
Hey Jimbo, cool man. You drink beers AND hang out with chicks? You are one badass!!!
I eat food too jackass, but thats not the point. Point is, coed living situations arnt that bad and dont always lead to oral sex for rent situations.
There is only 2 instances where a strait guy is friends with a chick. One is that he wants to fuck her, the other is that she hooks him up with all her friends. This broad drops Well, I have a plethora of guy friends. Means roomie just wants to fuck
Unless the dude is a 100% gayball, then her boyfriend should be pissed/suspicious. It’s only natural. If he’s not, then that makes him a secret gayball.
PS: And if potential male roommate is not, in fact, a certified gayball, then sex will occur at some point. Book it.
marleymac, there is no such thinkg as 100% gay. I’ve sucked more boobs than I can remember. gay dudes aren’t disgusted by chicks the same way dudes are disgusted by other dudes. Hell I might find out where girl stoolie lives and go suck her boobs out of spite.
haha Jimbo, hilarious, your female “roommate” likes to clean up your nasty beer shits all over the toilet? So basically you live with mom and you’re trying to pretend that your mom is a young hot chick who acts as your wingman (hooking you up with her friends’ ugly daughters) and cleaning up your shit on the toilet.
No female roommate who is nothing more would clean up a dudes shitstains unless its your place and she’s living there rent free because you’re a spineless squid who wont make a girl pay.
StanSitwell FTW , haha making Jimbo_slice look like the HARDO of the year, hahah
Can we get Hoss Goldstein to weigh in on this?
Girl stoolie & chicks:
Please be honest; do either of you enjoy ass-play? Because I enjoy giving it, and I would love the opportunity to please either/both of you. Kris10 will confirm I’m ass-play expert.
ps yo gay stoolie, please tell me you are on twitter, ur a must follow bro, get at me @kingblackdude
Gaystoolie, no offense, but every infant on the planet has sucked on some boobies. Now, if you’ve followed the boobie sucking up with a little peach eating, you’re drifting away from the pink team a little.
I call fake – no woman has ever used the word “plethora”.
Bottom line, you’re pretty much all filthy fuckin whores who will take the first dick that moves towards your face when you’ve had a drink or two so yes, you will trip and fall on his cock. Stop trying to play the innocent card. You’re not fooling us. You’re probably already takin the dick Greek style which also explains your “plethora” of guy friends. Hi, I’m here for the gang bang…
100 percent chance she already fucked the roomate. Only reason that she is asking the question now.
these comments convince me non of you are over 21. Most girls that are tolerable hate other girls because most girls are fuckign annoying. So the tolerable ones have guy friends. People generally live with their friends, therefore they have guy roommates. A whore will be a whore, she can have 5000 girl roomates or one guy room mate, she’l be a whore if that’s who she is. True colors will shine through always.
but then I assume your responses will be…”their all whores”..and most of you are probably jaded as fuck, so ya sure….their all whores
weststool420, did you get cheated on, you sound jaded
The tolerable ones have guy friends? The reason girls can’t stay friends with each other is because girls are bitches. So if your girl has no female friends, its because she’s a total bitch. If she tells you its because girls are bitches, it just means she’s the bitchiest of bitches. if she has some girl friends but has a ton of guy friends, it means that most of those guy friends she either got to know by dating and banging a few times, she was trying to bang them and never could get on the pole, or they are the friends of a guy that she was once trying to bang.
this story is bullshit. 100% a cover for this slut to get a new cock in her life while keeping her boyfriend
ha ya of course I got cheated on. Who the fuck hasn’t? I’ve cheated on girls, girls have cheated on me. It’s life man. But surely not jaded over it. Any guy that say’s theyve never been cheated on is lying to themselves or retawded. I loved that video. And Stan…so like you said, girls are bitches, so the ones that arent, probably wouldnt wan tto be friends with a bunch of bitches? I honestly dont care. But my point was…..if your girl is gonna fuck another guy she’s gonna fuck another guy, her living situation is irrelevant.
any chick who say “this kid im dating” should be automatically shot. Reminds me of some new jersey trash.
My roomate is a chick and its pretty good. Shes a waitress so all she does is work with a bunch of whores who I get to hookup with. Everyone should know that if a girl is working as a waitress/bartender and is not currently in school/college then she is a whore. FACT. Seen it a million times.
No doubt this girl is already planning an excuse to bang this new roomy. When you say things like this “Is it the instant guy assumption that girls will fuck the roommate the moment she gets drunk?” shes already thinking it.
Here’s my answer: you have to be quite possibly the dumbest chick on Earth to ask that question, and especially to ask it in public. The ONLY reason that dude moved in with you is to roll with you. ONLY. No other reason. NONE. ZERO. ZIP. NEGATORY. NADA. CACKITA.
So, if you want to get laid to ANOTHER guy, the ONLY thing you can do is kick him out on his ass. PERIOD. Don’t be all like “well, I’ll have the place alone on Mondays, Thursdays, and Fridays and Sundays, and you take the place alone the other days. Then we each can get laid.” EEEEEEEEEEEE Don Pardo tell our contestant what she’s won. Well, Chuck, she’s won ” a long and prosperous career teaching… typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing!”
Haha no chance this chick doesn’t bone her roommate. The fact that she had a shit ton of guys wanting to live with her proves shes hot. Therefore her roommate wants to bang her. Therefore they hit on her. Therefore the idea crosses her mind and she gets drunk and bones her roommate. Simple logic. Oh yeah and Jimbo’s a fag.
um this girl is DELUSIONAL.
There is a less than 1% chance of the following
That the guy roomie moving in hasn’t already banged that gash out several times.
The writer is NOT Hoss Goldstein trying to get some real advice.