Dear Prez and Stool community,
I’m a girl that needs bro advice…. This kid I just started seeing reads the stool, so what best than to get advice from his peers. I just put a deposit on a new condo knowing that my best friend Chelsea is going to be my roomy. Last minute, her boyfriend gets an internship cross country and she decides to follow him, typical chick move. Well, I have a plethora of guy friends that want to live in my condo… and the first one that had money to put down I let move in.
I don’t know what to do/tell him. Should girls be living with guy roommates? Is it the instant guy assumption that girls will fuck the roommate the moment she gets drunk?
Listen I could pretend to be Hoss Goldstein here and sugar coat this for you but I won’t. Simple answer. No guy worth his salt would date a girl living who lives with a dude. At first I was going to say maybe if the dude was wicked ugly than I’d be cool with it, but even then I don’t think it would. Because it’s not an assumption that you will get drunk and fuck this guy it’s a fact. Instead of chomping on pizza late night coming home from the bars you’ll just be chomping on some cock. It’s flat out inevitable. Anybody who says otherwise is lying. Chicks living with dudes is just unnatural. That’s all there is too it.