Regarding the Blowjob Blog From Earlier Today….I Have A Major Point of Contention
So I’m in Nantucket right now. I just read that blowjob reader email that Feitleberg blogged earlier today on my Blackberry. I literally jammed on the breaks and pulled the fuck over to write this blog ASAP. Everybody is sucking this chick’s dicks saying how awesome she is. Umm am I the only one who read the part about how you can’t put your hand on the back of a chick’s head?
Never EVER put your hand on the back of her head: Whoever started this should be shot. You push her head down on you, you guide her in and out, and here’s what you’re saying: 1) I see you only as a sex object; and 2) you’re not any good at giving head on your own. Even if both are true, they are not what you want to be conveying if you want her to go back down there in the future. Besides, it’s super uncomfortable and will make us gag a lot. It also encourages poor performance. You want a girl who has no idea what to do, who can only go up and down when guided? She’ll figure it out, just give her a chance to.
Umm no offense if I can’t grab the back of a chick’s head while she’s sucking my dick I might as well not even get blown. I’m talking I grab back of head 100% of the time. It’s not even a question. If that’s wrong I don’t want to be right. It’s blowjob 101 really. It almost discounts everything this girl said. If you don’t like getting gagged on a cock than the guy just isn’t gagging you right. It’s that simple.
Thank u
good catch pres…i was just thinking about how my girl is a champ at it and she has no problem what so ever with a good hair pull/hold head during it
100% agree
If it’s a jew broad blowing you, you can just grab her horns.
seriously “Summer”, if that is your real name..would you rather us grab your head or fist your asshole? one or the other.
You jammed on the breaks? Disc breaks or drum breaks? Holy shit Prez, it’s BRAKES if you meant you applied the binders on an auto. U of Michigan just called and they want their Home Econ diploma back.
Blackberry huh? Really leaping ahead in this whole technology game. ”Reaaalll tomato ketchup there el pres???”
amen prez
pres is right. he never complains when kneel is balls deep on his face and taking donkey punches to the back of the head. true story
Every guy I know will swan dive into a girl’s beave and A-hole every chance he gets, and we have to follow rules and HOPE we get blown? Eff that noise.
I was more in disbelief that “summer” says she blows her man at least once a day….highly unlikely…
actually that was the jist of my entire comment when feitelstemcelll blogged it.
always hold her head its not right if u don’t
She is right about the puppy tho, give prez some dog or goat or something and he’ll swallow your dick faster then Neil can post some 50 year old ginger
I usually cant reach her head when i’m getting blown. I’m having lunch down at the Y simultaneously. BOOYAH!!
Chances your goofy ass has the balls to ever “gag the shit” out of the first lady: 0%
Hell after seeing the pommel horse video I question if you ever get blown. Pics of you cock slapping Renee or it didn’t happen
There are girls that will blow you every single day. I know this to be true. The same girl that will do this has no problem doing it multiple times a day and she also does NOT give a damn if you grab her head. She actually likes it better when you gag her.
well it all depends! if i’m blowing the guy just as a nice daily i’m-a-great-girlfriend-bj, don’t touch my head. Just lay back relax and enjoy it. if we’re getting into a choke me, spank me and/or cuff me sexscapade–gag me is acceptable.
Renee takes it balls deep in all 3 of her gaping holes
Chicks like this are retarded. Stop pretending to be one of the guys. Just be a fucking chick, your not a dude, and being known as the “cool chick” is never a good look. Like your girly shit and leave the sports and shit to us. You think Robert Kraft picked his new ass piece because she knows who the Pats starting RG is?
A bj without tears and gagging is a waste of time. There’s a reason why “suck my dick” is a pjoritive phrase – a bj is meant to be unpleasant and demeaning for the cocksucker. That’s the whole point. I have no problem with this chick convincing herself that cock sucking is an artform (whatever it takes for you to sleep at night, sweetheart), but not at the expense of quality.
If you can’t touch head how else do you get the hair out of her face for the slutty full eye contact?
A true artist puts her hands on the back of her own head an pushes.
also what’s this chick policy on pinching the nose?
Just curious, do your in-laws know what you do for a living? Do they ever read your work?
First of all, what’s with the dipshits that correct pres’ spelling when we r talking about catching head from a nice young lady?? Get a life ass clowns. And second, aren’t all whore’s (I mean nice young girls) different?? I found one who likes when I pony tail her hair and cram her head on my dick. Maybe it’s just me but I’m stickin with her.
Who the fuck are you kidding pres? You’re married. You stopped getting dome the day your dumb ass said I do
Why are you reading Barstool while your driving?
Need gaystoolie’s take on this.
If i were a betting man, I would bet Summer= Neil. First blog anyone bothered to read. Too bad he was recounting the times he sucked big cocks. FIRE THAT BUM PRES!!
Getting dome is all fun and games until she pukes while gagging, then its awesome.
Thats why he is the Pres… spot on
Why would you care about grabbing the back of the head when you can grab two tits instead? Your priority’s are all fucked up Dude!
This chick I used to date years ago liked it when I rested my beer bottle on her head while she sucked me off. She loved it. That’s my cool story, bros.
Hate to say it but agree with Shark Nose here. A chick’s ears MUST be used as handle bars. Esp when your about to bust. BOOM
Back in the 90s, when I was single. I met this beautiful very dark skinned princess in college. She was stunning. I shit you not. Absolutely gorgeous face, tight curvy body. She also carried herself with class, dignity, and acted like a lady. I was absolutely nuts about her. Finally, she agreed to have dinner with me, we did sushi. After dinner I was up in her apartment, she starting going down on me. I felt like the luckiest white boy in the world. I gently grabbed the back of her head started guiding……… BITCH FLIPPED OUT!!!!
Some of the things she said:
“What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
“What kind of man does that?”
“Get out! Get out! Get out now!”
She went off like the typical angry black woman, wagging her finger at me…. being horny I was like “sorry, baby, I got caught up in the moment”……..
Long story short, this elegant beautiful ebony beauty turned into your run of the mill Dorchester hood rat attitude.
I apologized, she wanted no part of me.
lesson learned, black girls hate that.
Jewish and Irish girls? You can piss in their mouth and they will still keep going.
wait tornopen i’m confused was she goodlooking or black?
Grabbing a chick by the neck is weird. Grab her by the hair.