How good are the Celtics? I think we're at the point where anything less than a World Championship is basically a severe disappointment
Kind of demoralizing for Philly that they are already getting the moral victory "at least we're still playing" pep talk
BLOWOUT! @phillybarstool
The best dance that nobody knows what it means is clearly the celtics arm dance. Marquis Daniels virtually untradeable because of it
There is no team in the NBA who can stay remotely close to us when we play like we did in that 2nd quarter. #Indianamustbenervous
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Just as a reminder to all the people coming to HOB tonight. If you get there past 8:30 you have zero chance to get inside on time. Doors are at 8. I’d be there before 8. They are very strict at the door. It’s a slow moving line. If everybody shows up at 8:45 or later it will take forever to get inside the venue. Once inside we’ll knock it out of the park. Just get inside.
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don’t forget your bongos
This post needs more baby dick.
Um, make it 7:30 as that’s when the KO gang is planning on getting there. U wouldn’t want to miss the excitement. Someone please take vids.
i expect footage of KO Barstool members getting pee’d on first thing in the morning…. don’t let me down.
aww I love penis parties
Oppressors!!!
I’m going to rape so many bitches at this gig tonight.
gutter is a tool!
Please post videos. While I am drinking Scotch watching the Bruins on my couch, I will be with you in spirit.
Don’t forget your mace to keep the KO people away!
stro tries harder than Joakim Noah
why dont yall all just meet up at chucky cheese and roll with that. What kindof party starts at 8 and ends at 12?
Portnoy must get paid hourly or something for these events. Some jewy reason why he is so intense with this get there early stuff. My guess is money.
HOB is the fucking worst
You must grab him by his money.
What time are you canceling the show? 7:59
Best part of pcu is once the man haters are inside the party and the one man hater says “so if you are nice to them then they, like, bring you stuff?” ” yes I would like a beer”(spoken like you would speak to a chink or something)
8:00? Is this a middle school dance?
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thefourthestate
Protests livestreamed
lol el pres is there now.
hey hey hoes hoes rape culture is for the holes
Lololol why the fuck is there a live stream of this?!? they have cop cars?? this shit is legit
ho ho, hey hey, rape culture has got to stay
What’s up with all these busted smokes wearing the nerd glasses lately? Obviously I would Fuck them all anyway but im known for no standards
Kumbayah el presidente, kumbayah
hahahahahahahahha get a load of these freakshows. I love it!
Exclusively fat and ugly chicks. Awesome.
Was that KO barstool or the line for the free cupcake giveaway? If those hogs don’t want to be ridiculed, they should stop being such easy targets.
Man, get a load of these zombies mindlessly repeating whatever the screechy bitch with the megaphone says. SurelLooks like a lot more fun that good tunes, friends, hot chicks and booze.
Why doesn’t somebody just hum a beer can at the poohbah with the bullhorn? Problem solved.
What a tremendous group of naive and misguided little children. I can’t stop watching.
lol @ this whole situation. They really made a difference, standing out in the cold while stoolies rave their drunk asses off
Is it still streaming live? Haha i just got dun with fuckin worked and missed it all!!
There’s one shithead not doing anyone any favors. Just walk by and smile bro, no need to confirm your stupidity.
Wow im watching some of the recording of this shit now. Hahaha. Mic Check! This is unreal, Pres i gotta give it to ya bro, you win.
I don’t want to be hard on these KOBS broads if it turns out I’m mistaken on this particular point so maybe one of them can clear it up for me… If I get drunk, get in a fight, get arrested, get hurt, get a DUI, sleep with someone I otherwise wouldn’t, etc… I’m responsible for my own actions drunk or sober and the consequences are mine to deal with. If a girl gets drunk and sleeps with a guy she otherwise wouldn’t, RAPIST. Is that the gist of it?
So um, after watching this for a few minutes, I’ve come to the conclusion that people are spending $200k to make themselves dumber. America, what a country.
Just like highschool, the nerds standing outside, the cool people inside having fun.
fav sign; “Guess that Asshole”
Homeless looking, dirtball KO guy standing there with a sign that says “No! Dont come at me bro!” arguing with a Stoolie! Haha. This is unbelievable. “Barstool’s not cool!”
this shit is priceless
If you arent watching this live, then kill yourself The Stoolies have arrived and this shits gettin rowdy!
I love how the accosted the chick in the pink spandex. If it was the other way around cops would have been all over it. Plus they tell her “you are so much better than this” she was prob like ” fuck ya! That’s why I’m goin inside and
You are out here bitches!!”
Phill Anderson is the cocksucker streaming mos of this live. Every time a Stoolie gets in his face he fuckin runs!
This is priceless. They’re acting so tough away from the line.
I bet more chicks get raped at the KOBS after-protest party than at all the Blackout shows combined.
Haha classic. Someone needs to weed through the video later and pull out the highlights. I can’t listen to any more “viva viva giant queefa” or whateverthefuck they’re saying chants
all you stoolies check out http://straightbored.wordpress.com/
The Fugees “Ready or Not” is thier theme song. For anybody not familiar with the fuguees, well lets just say, Lauren Hill hates fat white folk too. There is a line “frontin niggas give me hee bee jee bees”. One would assume that KOB would refrain from using the word “nigga”, right?
This is easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It’s just so precious how they think anyone cares.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/20180221
recap of the whole protest…look at those hogs, especially the one with the megaphone
Dude those girls protesting are probably like “It’s nice to get out, but I wish I was at home in bed with my ice cream, 2 boxes of twinkies and 7 cats watching sleepless in seattle.”
the ring leader is someone named Ariel…kinda like from Disney, but just a whale instead of a mermaid….someone find her contract info
http://www.broslikethissite.com/2010/09/133-hating-feminists.html?m=1
Knockout Barstool members and Northeastern students: junior international affairs and human services major Frank Marino, senior communications and cultural studies major Erin McIver, senior English major Kimika Ross and junior English and linguistics major Anna Siembor.
I, for one, am very much looking forward to tomorrow’s blogging. I can’t believe this was an actual, real protest.
These kids need to grow the fuck up. There’s a lot worse things in this city and beyond to spend your time and energy protesting a website that sophomorically celebrates tits and ass, who cares?
Oh - that’s right, this site also continuously praises and brings deserved attention to those serving in the Armed Forces, and their continued sacrifice.
And dogs. This site is all about dog love.
http://broken-bird.tumblr.com/post/16775114266/attractive
One of the KO crew
If you fucking want equality stop crying rape at EVERYTHING!
^ Holy shit that’s one beast.
Been at work all day, just get home and I missed all this action? Better be some recaps tomorrow of this fat hog disaster.
I’ve never seen a group of uglier people in my life…I love when the fat hog with the microphone says “we’ll go over here and have our own dance party…and it’s free!”…then she puts down the microphone and says to someone standing next to her “do you know who has the boombox?” Hahaha
These people need to seriously kill themselves…if I had seen this happening without knowing the story behind it I would swear that Portnoy raped somebody. And why is it only ugly chicks protesting about rape? Clearly nobody would rape you slobs. There wasn’t one broad in that protest that I would fuck. Hot broads are standing in line wearing next to nothing, ugly broads are bundled up chanting about rape. Hilarious.
Must get on that message board and watch video…classic
http://broken-bird.tumblr.com/post/16775114266/attractive
This hog is the final boss of the Internet. You win Portnoy. You officially won the Internet. That’s gotta be more valuable than your $2 million phantom net worth.
My favorite aspect of all these fucking morons is that they scream for independence and acceptance, but they act like fucking mindless sheep….chanting and screaming the same inane shit; dressing the same; and acting like total degenerates- the very people they think they are protesting. Meanwhile, everyone commenting on this post (most at least) are actually contributing to society- I imagine there are people in IT, education, finance, etc., posting here…and we’re the ones fueling the economy so these naive dicks can go to school and maybe, just maybe get a fucking job.
Again, we should legally be able to punch one person every day.
We need to sterilize all these people just encase they decide to breed with each other in the dark. We don’t need more of them.
throw water balloons at these clowns.
“Just get inside.” EP, is that what she said to you before you raped her ?!?!
Gender Equality? what does that even mean this isnt the 50s/1881
i love the guys that keep their mouths closed when the cameras are on them. they are clearly just doing the protest to rape the protestees later
also, a for the effort, KO BARSTOOL definitely practiced these chants and their delivery
VIVA, VIVA, FEMINISTA. truer words have never been spoken…nope wait “aint no party like a feminist party cuz a feminist party dont rape” that takes the cake or maybe “say it once say it again, no excuse for violent men” that one puzzles me? whos rapin? are we rapin??? (hot tub time machine) but seriously why are they at a ‘rave’ its not a rape party. pretty sure hob doesnt condone rape. you might ep, but not hob. either way i just donttt gettt ittt. do they really think they are changing the world with this? im done. im done. im fucking done.
http://knockoutbarstoolsports.tumblr.com/who-are-we
What a bunch of fucking faggots… me and my friend almost kicked one of their cameramen’s ass tonight while we were waiting in line…
bunch of pricks deserve to be treated as such
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Knockout-Barstool/314504945253138?sk=wall&filter=1
Watch out, they’re going after KFC now too.
Also, this has to be the worst protest Fenway Park has ever seen in its 100 years of existence, right. I feel bad for the Green Monster to have to put up with these Whale Monsters.
Finally, now that we’re trashing females, remember how Jenna Marbles claimed you didn’t make her because “most of her views were from Facebook?” I post videos from here all the time without copying the actual post to my newsfeed, so you get no credit for it. How many people do you think did that with unfunny slut’s video? More than half?
Holy shitttt at the contingent of guys at that protest whatever thing. There’s white knights, and then there’s that. WOW.
Wow this is awesome. Say what you want about Prez, but he has 2 big body parts – nose and balls.
I love that he gets berated and then heads over and does interviews.
And at the 24:38 mark – if that chick was raped, we have bigger issues here. Like who is the sick bastard that raped her? I would rather put my dick in a blender than that sloth.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/20179074
I think that today will go down as the best blogging day ever on this site. Portnoy, please do not let us down today. You finally have your well deserved milk crate, now preach!!!!
Not sure what I am more nervous/excited about – today’s first blog post or the Super Bowl.
agree Kay Jewlers – sitting here, at my desk, have my coffee. I’m fucking ready for the first blog………….
Wow Kay, I missed the actual Pres confrontation last night. Saw the march/HOB part.
Say what you want about the guy, but he sticks to his guns. Impressive.
Also, she’s definitely never been raped. Probably had sex once, regretted it, and it fits under the definition.
Really thought that little wierd haired girl was going to stab prez. Pretty funny she was getting super heated about her personal info getting posted. Public info on the internet, how does it work? Cameraman later was making a point how he could film anyone in public, but guess identifying people by public info is out of bounds. Prez should organize some stoolies to go chant outside her dorm, legit might snap.
Calling bullshit on “a feminist party don’t rape”. Probably more likely to be raped at Occupy Boston than wandering around Darfur at night. Guarantee a drunk guy has been raped by the girl in the flannel too.
Can you imagine getting one of those beasts in the sack? Holy shit…
ARE WE RAPIN’!?