Ryan Lochte Still Acting Like He Wasn’t The Biggest Bum Of the Olympics
TMZ – Ryan Lochte won’t have to ever worry about losing a swimming race by a hair, because he just received two gold and diamond encrusted razors from Gillette. The 11-time Olympic medalist tweeted a pic of the new blinged-out shaving set gifted to him by one of his biggest sponsors and wrote, “U gotta hand it to @Gillette for getting me my own personally gold plated and diamond encrusted razor. #jeah” These pimped out razors will ensure the 28-year-old maintains all his smooth moves in and out of the pool.
Somebody needs to tap Ryan Lochte on the shoulder and remind him he’s a bum. Like bro you were the biggest fucking bust of the Olympics. All you did was rant and rave about how this was your time and then you promptly proceeded to lay egg after egg after egg. I mean big whoop you won 1 individual race. My grandmother could do that. You also got lapped in a relay that cost all of America a gold and Michael Phelps made you his personal bitch again. So my question is what are you getting a gold and diamond encrusted razor from Gillette for? For being a bum? Yeah I know that Gillette probably made them before the Olympics started not thinking you’d choke but you did. Have some dignity and raffle them off to charity or give them to Phelps or something. And yes this is equally embarrassing for Gillette. Just admit you bet on the wrong horse and call it a day.
still want to see your wifes “cranston.” i agree here with you
Pres has been on a tear lately. Shades of 2010. A+
I’d also say stop having your Mom tell everyone you just slay chicks on one night stands on the reg. Either A.) You talk to your Mom all the time about fucking which means you probably Jimmy Darmody’d her at some point or B.) You are gay and your mom is just throwing buckets of red herrings out there.
Either way, like Barry Sanders said about scoring a touchdown Ryan, act like you’ve been there before and don’t text Mom about your conquests.
You gave a bunch of brown rocks to a guy who sharded at the olympics, man you must be eatin retard sandwiches again.
Lewite
he’ll be doing swimming shows at six flags before you know it.
Gillette! The (second) best a man can geeeet!
@sukdeeznutz. unreal.
Stop saying cranston… that is the dumbest shit ever on here. It is not funny.
His parents’ house in Florida is being foreclosed on. He should raffle them off for them. Cash out now, because you failed to outshine Phelps and your career is almost over. Remember that Gary Sonething guy who was eccentric and wore capes and stuff to his races? I can’t remember his last name, and 4 years from now I won’t remember Lochte.
Couldn’t agree more. Lochte = the Ernest Byner of swimming.
The day I brag to my mom about one bight stands is the day I feed myself feet-first into a wood chipper.
#jeah ? This dudes unreal
@Harry – what a way to go, at what point(s) do you 1) experience regret, 2) go in to shock, 3) die? Probably takes less time overall than an Usain 100.
Gillette gave him the razors but you can bet he’ll still have to pay for the blade refills. They always get you somehow. fuckin Jews
You’re really on Lochte’s dick eh Pres. How many gold medals did you win?
@josephpmama: Yeah but I would flat deserve it for bragging about getting laid to my mom. I’m handsome as fuck, it should be assumed.
I dont see Lochte’s name on it. Why didnt they just give it to somebody else?