Science Proves That Cats Are Responsible For Everything Wrong In the World
BBC - Cats are one of the top threats to US wildlife, killing billions of animals each year, a study suggests. However, they added that pet cats also played a role and that owners should do more to reduce their impact. The authors concluded that more animals are dying at the claws of cats in the United States than in road accidents, collisions with buildings or poisonings. The domestic cat’s killer instinct has been well documented on many islands around the world. Felines accompanying their human companions have gone on to decimate local wildlife, and they have been blamed for the global extinction of 33 species.
Is this news? That cats are responsible for killing billions of animals a year and have caused the extinction of 33 species and have an overall bad attitude? No shit cats suck and murder things. That’s what they do. Never mind just killing animals though. My question is how many humans have they killed? Probably not billions, but it’s certainly in the millions. Listen I’ve said it since day 1 with Barstool. Dogs just want to play, make people happy and be friends with everybody. Cats want to murder you. I didn’t need science to tell me that. Just look into a cats eyes and you know they want you dead. Look into a dogs eyes and you know they just want to be pet.


Fuck dogs…leave a dog for a weekend with a bunch of food and it’ll eat all of it in 2 minutes then shit all over the house and starve. Stupid fucking animals.
I hate cats as much as the next guy but this article makes them sound kinda badass.
Killing shit like rats I dont want around anyways.
i once woke up on my friends couch to find his cat tryna steal my soul
I could kill a billion cats and not feel bad at all if i killed one dog I’d be messed up for life
I can see it now, Frisky Feline Felons. Staring Hallie Berry
Any asshole that owns a cat should be put down as well
“Look into a dogs eyes and you know they just want to be pet.”. So you need that assurance? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal.
I’m going to by a cat and eat its fur because its my body and i do what i want.
cat people suck
“You can call me.. Kitty Cat”
Bosshogg’s definitely a chick. Or a gay.
yeah cat’s are assholes and chances are if you own a cat your an asshole too
My dog kills cats. He’s my hero. And jdart you’re 2/3rds right- Bosshogg is a is female & gay. But also? A fucking cat.
Do you really miss all of the disease carrying rodents that cats take care of for us, dip$hit?
“can’t we all just get along” says the cat as he prepares to gouge your eyes out…
This is a great argument to use in support of why Chinese restaurants are good for the U.S.
the difference between their eyes: you see intelligence in a cat’s eyes and only stupidity in a dog’s eyes
bosshog = trolling turd burglar
Pussy. Fuckinf shit up since 1708
how many animals die from collision with buildings?
Is BossHogg this cat:
http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/grumpy-cat-futurama-fry.jpg
I had the same thought chickmagnet but then realized they must be including birds as animals even though they’re really not.
Cats are the Jews of the animal kingdom.
No weapon!!!!!! (Ray lewis voice)
I can buy it. If my cat knew how to use knives she would have diced up the family while we slept long ago.
Collisions with buildings? Aren’t buildings stationary?
Both are cool. Small dogs are worthless tho.
prez ur such a fucking little bitch. i dont have a preference but they both have ups and downs. like dogs smell like fucking absolute shit. and as soon as u pet a dog, u then smell like a fucking dirty asshole. and they walk up to u and put their head on ur lap and ur like awww how sweet. and then it lifts its head and walks away and ur lap is covered in smelly distgusting dog drool. they all smell and drool like the first lady
YouTube-” Oakley gets beer and closes door” this just proves that dogs are soo much better than felines.