Scientists Say Women Who Have Unprotected Sex Are Happier Than Women Who Use Condoms
Medical Daily - Performing oral sex or having sex without a condom may benefit both mental and physical health in women, according to scientists who analyzed the effects of semen’s “mood-altering chemicals.” Researchers Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, both from State University of New York at Albany, and psychologist Steven Platek of the University of Liverpool predicted that because the ingredients in semen include “mind-altering” drugs like mood-elevating estrone and oxytocin, affection-promoting cortisol, sleep-inducing melatonin and antidepressants prolactin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone and serotonin, women who have more unprotected sex should be less depressed than those who have protected sex. Performing oral sex or having sex without a condom may benefit both mental and physical health in women, according to scientists who analyzed the effects of semen’s “mood-altering chemicals”. Researchers conducted a survey assessing the sex lives and mental health of 293 college females from the SUNY-Albany campus.
Additionally, researchers found that sexually active women who never used condoms also had fewer depressive symptoms than women who abstained from sex altogether.
That sound you hear is about 5 billion dudes across planet Earth clicking “Print” on this study right about now. Laminating that motherfucker and slapping it in a bound presentation binder with like pie charts and graphs and shit. Sticking it in their bag and heading straight to the bar. Hey honey can I buy you a drink? Vodka soda? So I was reading in a Medical journal today. What? Yeah I read medical journals in my spare time. (She starts getting wet). Yeah it was the darndest thing. They were saying how chicks who don’t use condoms are so much happier and how semen enhances their mood and makes them more successful and stuff. Yeah I don’t get how it works either! Kind of crazy. Here I’ve got this outline of it right here. Fast forward 2 hours and 1 raw dick and 2 facial cum blasts later. Thing is going to be a life saver. Well actually I guess it will be more of a “life ender” with the 18,000% increase in STDs and pregnancies but hey at least you’re not stuck fucking with a rubber on.


I’d like to have unprotected sex with today’s smokeshow…… Before he can even comment SHUT UP BLACKDUDE
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Wasn’t Gordon Gallup the guy who said that swallowing semen cures morning sickness? This guy is going to win a Nobel Prize in the Semen division.
great repost – promote kmarko to a site where people actually read him consistently. make barstool chicago kmarko and big cat. get rid of dickboy neil. it’s the best for everyone
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and before anyone says kmarko isn’t from chicago.. neither is neil originally. so who gives a shit
Ummmm, on the off-chance anyone is watching the Sox tonight, check out the SMOOOOOOOOKKKE behind home-plate. Boo yeah.
is it the cunt behind the plate with the red hat that keeps waving to the camera? if so I hope she gets AIDS
Great blog – this is how it should be.
Fire Neil and Maurice – they both really suck. They suck so bad, we barely notice how bad NY barstool is.
Why the fuck are you writing for Boston you tool
the purpose is to get semen inside a girl not put cum all over her face?
Condoms are for the birds, pulling out’s the only way to go.
Only time I rock’d a jimmy in college was when i banged the football team slut who had slept with every one of my black teamates. She promptly went back to banging black dudes after. Though she would randomly show up at my door drunk and horny every couple weeks. My girlfriend was not a fan.
Perfect, now when some pig is crying because I just got done raping her I can just tell her to mop up the pool of semen I left on her and eat it and it’ll make her feel better! This shit is genius.
This study is bullshit….
Women who abstain from sex = single, lonely, frumpy collector of house cats. Little human affection and companionship.
Women who are active and fuck without condoms == married or committed relationships with their boyfriends, lots of human affection.
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Who is happier the women with a husband at home or the lady with 20 cats?
Now, I know most of the Stoolies here are young dudes banging away their 20s (all good)… but in the end… people are happier if they are in a happy good marriage with someone who loves them.
Another case of skewed science.
Tornopen, I feel for you bro. You think you’re happily married, but what you don’t know is you’re dying inside a little bit every day (and for the record, no in not in my 20s)
@kickthepuppy — I said women are happier when married. I wanna titty slap and titty fuck every set of D-Cups or higher I see and then blow loads all over their face. But my wife is happy because she is married to the amazing specimen of man that is me.
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So here we were all thinking Neil would get depressed and kill himself…now after this study surfaces, we all realize he is most likely in a great mood from swallowing all that semen! Â FUCK! Â Time to come up with a new plan…