Medical Daily - Performing oral sex or having sex without a condom may benefit both mental and physical health in women, according to scientists who analyzed the effects of semen’s “mood-altering chemicals.” Researchers Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, both from State University of New York at Albany, and psychologist Steven Platek of the University of Liverpool predicted that because the ingredients in semen include “mind-altering” drugs like mood-elevating estrone and oxytocin, affection-promoting cortisol, sleep-inducing melatonin and antidepressants prolactin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone and serotonin, women who have more unprotected sex should be less depressed than those who have protected sex. Performing oral sex or having sex without a condom may benefit both mental and physical health in women, according to scientists who analyzed the effects of semen’s “mood-altering chemicals”. Researchers conducted a survey assessing the sex lives and mental health of 293 college females from the SUNY-Albany campus.

Additionally, researchers found that sexually active women who never used condoms also had fewer depressive symptoms than women who abstained from sex altogether.


That sound you hear is about 5 billion dudes across planet Earth clicking “Print” on this study right about now. Laminating that motherfucker and slapping it in a bound presentation binder with like pie charts and graphs and shit. Sticking it in their bag and heading straight to the bar. Hey honey can I buy you a drink? Vodka soda? So I was reading in a Medical journal today. What? Yeah I read medical journals in my spare time. (She starts getting wet). Yeah it was the darndest thing. They were saying how chicks who don’t use condoms are so much happier and how semen enhances their mood and makes them more successful and stuff. Yeah I don’t get how it works either! Kind of crazy. Here I’ve got this outline of it right here. Fast forward 2 hours and 1 raw dick and 2 facial cum blasts later. Thing is going to be a life saver. Well actually I guess it will be more of a “life ender” with the 18,000% increase in STDs and pregnancies but hey at least you’re not stuck fucking with a rubber on.