NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Two-time Olympic gold medalist snowboarder Shaun White faces charges of public intoxication and vandalism, accused of drunkenly destroying a phone at a Nashville hotel and ending up in the hospital after he hit his head. White tried to leave the hotel in a cab before being stopped by a hotel guest who told the driver police had been called. According to police, White kicked at the man before running away. The man chased him and they collided when White turned around. White, who is also one of the world’s top skateboarders, fell back and hit his head against a fence, police said.
Shaun White is the definition of a squid. Like I wish I was at this hotel when this was going down. I would have grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and just stuffed him in a locker till the cops arrived. And I’m not even tough. In fact I’m the biggest pussy going. It’s just that Shaun White is so meek. Just a little scared mouse. If he grew up in my day he would have been the water boy for the band not some fake X games athlete. Get back in that locker dork!