Shaun White Arrested For Vandalism After Getting His Ass Beat By A Telephone
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Two-time Olympic gold medalist snowboarder Shaun White faces charges of public intoxication and vandalism, accused of drunkenly destroying a phone at a Nashville hotel and ending up in the hospital after he hit his head. White tried to leave the hotel in a cab before being stopped by a hotel guest who told the driver police had been called. According to police, White kicked at the man before running away. The man chased him and they collided when White turned around. White, who is also one of the world’s top skateboarders, fell back and hit his head against a fence, police said.
Shaun White is the definition of a squid. Like I wish I was at this hotel when this was going down. I would have grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and just stuffed him in a locker till the cops arrived. And I’m not even tough. In fact I’m the biggest pussy going. It’s just that Shaun White is so meek. Just a little scared mouse. If he grew up in my day he would have been the water boy for the band not some fake X games athlete. Get back in that locker dork!
So some random hotel guest ran after him for what reason, to be a hero? Talk about a hardo. Can hear him today, Dude, bro, I saved the day by chasing and tackling Shawn White man, dude was trying to shoot the place up. NO dipshit, he vandalized the hotel, you’re not a hero.
Get arrested, fucked up by a telephone, still banging the shit outta Bar Raefelli… That’s a scale tipper
He is quite squidish, but you aren’t stuffing anything anywhere hardo.
what a schmuck.
Need a Barstool Dictionary to translate some of these blogs. Scruff of the next could be the very first entry. Or you could just learn English?
Oh, Ginger Snap!
White ain’t even liked by shredders. Dudes a turd.
He is respected but not even close to being liked.
hate to say it, but the prez nailed it.
If he grew up in your day he’d be drinking prune juice and receiving mail from AARP.
Ha, would love to see Pres standing atop the drop-in of 4-story super ramp calling White a pussy only to have White rip off 13 backflips and Pres has to take the stairs down the ramp.
No you wouldn’t, Portnoy. No, you wouldn’t.
Spoken like a man who has spent time in a locker wondering when his teacher realizes he’s not in class and probably in a locker…again
He was probably drowning his sorrows about not being able to play a real sport.
You’d have a heart attack “chasing” him down.
Shawn White would beat the shit outa you! Are you fucking kidding me? You short fat big nosed DB
scary how close this one turned out for shaun white. super douche.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtZlmxBnhE4