Shaun White Supposedly Fucking Bar Refaeli Is the Most Ridicolous, Laughable And Insulting Rumor I’ve Ever Heard In My Life
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NY Post – Bar Refaeli had complained she “doesn’t get hit on by guys,” but Olympic gold medalist Shaun White gave it a shot over Memorial Day weekend. The snowboarding champ was spotted with Maxim’s newly crowned “hottest woman in the world” at SoHo lounge Sway “dancing, hugging and kissing” into the wee hours of Monday morning, spies tell Page Six. White was first seen entering the Spring Street club with five pals after midnight Monday, but sources say he was mostly concerned with monitoring his cellphone. “He was distracted,” a witness said. “He was pacing, going outside and checking his cell.” It soon became clear why, when stunning model Refaeli arrived to meet White at about 1:30 a.m. The half-pipe hero and the Israeli ex of Leonardo DiCaprio promptly hit the dance floor, where they were going for the gold in the canoodle-a-thon. “They were all over each other,” our spy said. “They were dancing, hugging, kissing — you name it.” His posse enjoyed bottles of Jack Daniel’s, vodka and wine at a VIP table, and left en masse, forgetting to leave a tip. “[Sway co-owner] Robin Cofer sent over several bottles, and although [they] were gracious to everyone, they stiffed the wait staff,” a spy sniffed.
Fucking Palestine up to their usual tricks trying to make Jews look bad. Listen I’m not 100% sure, I’m not 200% sure, I’m 5,000% sure this isn’t true. I’m not even going to address it or dignify it with a response because there is ZERO chance this happened. Bar Refaeli is not hooking up with Shawn White. I don’t care if he’s the last warm dick on the planet. No fucking chance. You don’t go from Leonardo DiCaprio to Shawn White. You just don’t. This is so obviously fake I can’t even breathe. Like I swear to god if this gets confirmed by Bar Refaeli I will renounce my Judaism become a terrorist and start sticking Jews in ovens just for fun. That’s how positive I am this is not real.



http://deadspin.com/5914094/dear-terry-francona-please-stop-emailing-photos-of-yourself-half+naked-in-a-towel-to-my-girlfriend
Goddamnit
Shaun White has to be Carrot Top’s cousin or something, right? Right?
“I’m telling you, it looks like a baby’s arm holding a big Beefstake tomato.”
– Bar Rafaeli, 5/29/12
that deadspin article was good shit. very enjoyable read. thanks double rainbow
The McTwist isn’t just a move in the half pipe, its a move laying pipe.
I so hope this is true… brick oven or standard?
Wow that chick is fire. I love redheads.
Francona could tap that
You better start sticking Jews in the oven because TMZ just confirmed they are dating.
Fucking Tito. Just Wrecking it. He just needs to play the Gruden game. Make a million bucks a year announcing games, teaching catchers how to be amazing and sending half naked pictures of himself to attached women, knowing he can land any one of them.
Hahaha. Count it Pres. She doesn’t get hit on by guys and Sean white is laying pipe.
when did carrot top learn to snowboard?
Shaun White is the shit…if he melted down all his gold medals he could start his own Fort Knox
Talent > Looks. Fffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
After watching canalis go from clooney to Steve o, nothing surprises me.
/Googles: “English to Yiddish translation”
//No results returned for English word “Hardo”
//Settles on played-out catch phrase.
Dir Broygez Bruder?
Who the fuck still goes to Sway?
hope he likes leos back-wash