Shit Is Getting Real In Southie
Fucking Southie and their dumb ass parking rules. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. NOBODY should be allowed to save spots in the street. It’s crazy town. I don’t care if you shoveled out or not. You don’t own that spot. It’s a fucking street spot. If somebody parks in your spot that means they came from another spot that is now open. Like these cars aren’t coming from mars. Everybody had to shovel out. Everytime somebody takes a new spot that means an old one opened up. It’s just common sense. Now I’m not saying I’d steal somebody’s spot in Southie because Southie people got nothing better to do than stab you over it, but the whole system is ridiculous. Where are Southie people going anyways? I thought Southie people didn’t leave Southie in the first place? What are they saving their spot to go to PS coffee?
Back in the day, the only “note” that would be left for a spot-stealer would have been a crowbar through the offender’s windshield. How times change…
I do the same thing to my wife when she wants to park on my side of the garage. Fucking bitch.
meggy montanas just not having a good day
ugh pres since ur not from boston ill excuse u but this isnt a southie thing
Why so serious?
No arguments that the system isn’t ridiculous, but they are coming from the convention center and library/bank parking lots that are open for the snow emergency but not otherwise
Kingston Sound! I’m dying. That’s great.
Non- bilingual signs are becoming rare these days. This is nice to see.
holy fuck bro. what a disgrace to bostonians theses southies are i tell ya
Yuppies don’t stab
I used to be into the note writing thing when people took the spot I shoveled out for an hour while they sat in their house being lazy and fucking fat and horrible. Then my large neighbor left one back that said he’d rape me and murder me in my sleep if I left another note. I got the last laugh tho – left my motherfucking car in the spot for a month and walked everywhere. Showed him!
What if the other space opened up in Swampscott?
Classy chair, that part of a set?
i agreed with you up until the mars part. in the north end tons of people come in especially from out of town and park in resident only spots. also lots of residents park in garages until the snow is cleared so they dont have to shovel out their cars and then go back to the neigborhood to find an open spot. its not a 1:1 thing. but people who put up signs and chairs are assholes.
my favorite are the people who do the absolute bare minimum to get their car out, then put up a cone or a chair. nice work buddy.
I lived in Southie right before the yuppie invasion and my neighbor was horribly murdered. Husband hacked his screaming wife to death, there was blood all over the side of the house where she slid down. Fights over parking spaces (if you want to call notes between yuppies a fight) are hilarious.
I used to throw lawn chairs, trash cans, and anything else people put in their spots into oblivion when I walked home from the bars in Southie. Not to say I’d put my car there, but I’m happy to create havoc for the rest of the mouth-breathers.
David, this is why people hate your kind
forget Southie, Barstool U Smoke of the day Arielle, holy fucking smokes.
I want to eat the Boston smoke’s pooper
You want to save your spot? Should have hired Chris Dorner to sit in the chair.
They should put all the people from southie in a walled community and fill it with Heroin and watch what happens. Worst place in the world to go to, those people are insufferable.
Boston is a tiny city. This parking spot shit is so laughable and a waste of time.
notes are for fucking passive aggressive pussies. If someone doesn’t respect your marker, then you don’t respect their car and feel free to stab all four tires.
Southie needs to be burned to the ground.
I’d give all 40 points to be locked in a room for 10 years with today’s Smpke. Day ass and those tittes!
Funniest one I saw was someone threw bacon grease or something similar on a person’s windshield that stole a spot. Now how the fuck would you get that off?
@Error – Southie is the HEART of Boston.
This one is so much better. And by better I mean this kid is the biggest pussy of all time… http://theawesomeboston.com/boston-resident-writes-note-to-driver-on-freshly-shoveled-parking-spot/
“If somebody parks in your spot that means they came from another spot that is now open.”
That is the dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever written here.
No one comments on the fact that the dude had a “this is not your spot” note typed up in advance? What a squid
Southie Scumbags… no matter how cool they think they are.. southie is just full of fucking low class meatheads.
Anyone who saves “their spot” should get “their bullet” in “their head” to go with it. Fucking morons. Want your own spot? Go get a driveway or garage, you idiots.
guaranteed this cocksucker bought some rich white dude a venti half-caff vanilla latte 2 months ago as one of his “acts of kindness” yet here he is now crying like a fucking asshole when it comes to lifting a finger. these people and people in general make me sick. this whole country is filled with hypocrites and wanna bes and losers. instead of bitching about your lost spot, why don’t you pick up your shovel you fat fuck and go help out your neighbor? thats a real act of kindness, not this half assed selfish self-rewarding “buy a guy a coffee at starbucks” bullshit.
ill park wherever the fuck i want and shit on your head.
If ur punk Jew ass parked in my spot, I’d smash ur nose in….
I haent lived in Southie for 12 years but my mother and brother still do. I dont care what Menino says if you shovel it esp in this snow storm you own it. The yuppies whom have moved in to bad. they have to many cars any way. Pres you talk a good game if you took my spot you wouldnt have a car you are a giant pussy
By southie people you mean a bunch of 25 year old lax bro’s who spent 200,000 going to great schools like Salve Regina and driving a brand new infiniti at a 32,000 a year job at State Street…what else do you expect. This isn’t the southie of old in which your Father was a World War II or Korean War veteran that worked for the City or State and after a hard day’s work pounded down a Schlitz beer and smoked a cigarette down to the filter and then would beat the piss out of you with a belt and bitch about the Finks and the colors.
Southie is just a bunch of spoiled punks who’s parents paid for them to move out of their basement
You wouldn’t understand. You’re not from here!
the note was written by some UCONN yuppie bitch who has lived in Southie for a year because it has “really cool bars” and a “big parade”. no respectable Southie goon would leave a note instead of just keying the car or dumping sand in the gas tank.
Easy redzo. Yuppies have to(o) many cars? How many cars is too many? I don’t even live in Southie but is the 1 car I own considered too much? Get over yourself tough guy.