(GossipCop) — The music producer told his former “American Idol” colleague that finding out he’s having a baby with Lauren Silverman, who was still married to Cowell’s friend at the time, wasn’t the easiest news to process. “[But] Lauren and I get along really well and once I got used to the idea I thought, ‘I think this is going to be very good,” explained Cowell. So, does he plan to put a ring on it? Cowell coyly replied, “Let’s put it this way, I wouldn’t expect her to be a single mother.” There is one rite of passage, however, that’s definitely out for Cowell — watching Silverman give birth. “I know this sounds awful, but it’s like you don’t want to go in to the restaurant while they’re making your dinner,” said the “X Factor” judge. “I think there are certain things you shouldn’t see and that is one of them. I’ll be very close by, but no.”
You don’t get more alpha male than this interview. Starts off by asking Seacrest, “How are you doing my little friend? My very, very little friend.” Asserts dominance over that little twerp right off the bat. Then they ask him if he’s gonna be in the room when his kid is born? For sure not. The lady may want him in there, but Cowell ain’t having it. Because no man wants to be in the room for that unless he’s the most whipped dude in the world. You don’t want to see them cut the head off the pig then gut him, you just want your bacon. Same with your kid. I don’t need to see him come out connected by an umbilical cord like an alien, covered in uterine wall and blood, and my wife after a fucking human came out of her and she shit herself. I’ll hold the thing when he’s clean and looks like a person, not a second before. That’s they way Cowell and I think.