Soccer Bro Kicks Another Soccer Bro Square In the Nuts
I like how the guy who kicked the other guy square in the balls is acting so stunned that he got a red card. He had me convinced nothing happened. That’s the beauty of soccer. Everybody always acts like they just got shot by a sniper so you can’t tell when somebody really got their balls mashed into their brain or whether they’re just being a fairy. This one was kind of legit I suppose.

Pres you’re getting way too fucking Lazy! I think Neil is about to blog about something…i’m looking forward to reading your take a few minutes after his hits! Hurry up though…I’ve got to rush home so I can be denied sex from my wife!
The first guy just Rochambeau’d the second guy for the ball. Second guy couldn’t handle it. No foul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU
It would be unpossible to kick a guy in the nuts any harder – or act more innocent. Some funny shit right there.
Pres, you should reenact this with Neil. Seriously, the people have spoken. Big Cat is 1,000x funnier than Neil will ever be. It was fun to make fun of Neil in the beginning because he was the new guy… but at this point he has really proven that he SUCKS. Big Cats blog about the 49ers PR guy was arguably the funniest thing I have ever read on any of the Barstools sites
Big Cat, so hot right now. Big Cat.
Definition of a cunt punt.
After reading a neil blog, I feel like i just got Ray guy’d in the scrote,,,